Daggers

Cost of First Class with BA, return to JFK, leaving today: £8,275 Cost of Oliver Dowden's almost empty RAF Voyager flight: £365,693 Tough on the environment, tough on the causes of the environment.

No, in general, but my digestive system says otherwise for last night’s bottle.

I’m not offended, I’m just intolerant.

The guy who ever thought it was a good idea to put lactose in red wine? Fvck that guy.

Amateur. Micropenis and a strength of ambition ftw.

So sorry I made the comment about whiny people hoping we lost so they could moan about possession tactics. PS. I can sell you a very sexual crisp to fill the void in your life.

Crisp related football comments are banned? **** me 😂

Again, thots and prayers with those of you who were hoping we didn’t score so you could whine about the possession tactics. Even my football hating wife has gone to bed saying she will be thinking about you. Stay strong.

Christ, how bad was Rodgers? This is a man who isn’t pretending to be a manager.

Sexual

Underrated post.

IT’S FVCKING MASSIVE!

Quality post match interview. He’s a diamond.

Said it last season that he was being asked to do things he couldn’t do. He’s been imperious for two matches and I got laugh emojies - but he has. I can only guess some people don’t know what imperious means. He’s not the greatest centre back the world has ever seen but he is being the best Vestergaard he can be.

Absolutely not a coach cosplaying a manager. The guy knows his shit. I’m a confirmed fan.

And there was me thinking you are all stupid…

Yeh, whatever, but no crisps analysis so a disappointing 6/10

Never thought we’d see a better keeper than Kasper. But wow, what a showing tonight.

And not a single person provided proof that I don’t own the biggest intact crisp in the world. What an immense night. I’m so stoked.

Thank you red wine. Thank you big crisp. Absolutely a match to remember that my game snacks and drink dictated from the off. Fvck you, farmer chef from Wish.

Only after I left

“Total control of that midfield” Not my words, the words of Sky TV, Susan.

Just atrocious reffing 😂