Daggers

He looks like a victim in an Alien film

Can confirm it works on PC - remember to change settings to super tough if they aren't already

Become a successful quarterback?

NB: It could just be some lactose in the red wine again...

Had it three times despite having had all the jabs. First time was a complete turd, I called the helpline as I thought I was dying as I couldn't breathe. The more recent ones were just like flu. Reckon I have it now as I felt a bit queezy over the weekend and have a little tickly cough. If this is as bad as it gets this time I'll be made up.

Maybe he can play left back?

Yeh? Well I’ve got 104 friends.

Time is relative

They lost me at the button. No shirt should have buttons.

You would hope more that the police refer the matter to the CPS and football bodies finally stop letting any random d1ckhead take over football clubs

WFH FTW

Is that a taxable work benefit-in-kind?

Well, there’s always this

Go out on stolen machines, endangering lives, and carrying weapons to intimidate while you’re nicking someone’s pride and joy - I have next to no sympathy. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-66915896

One day you’ll all level up to Radio 3 and The Archers.

Puddle glitch has been patched. At least I have a fully modded heavy hitting ship and a healthy credit balance.

*nods sagely in agreement* Its true, I’m amazed quite frankly. If not me, then who?

I believe @Raj has one above his bed

Apparently I’ve missed the rapture that was slated to take place today. Clearly, I’m a bit annoyed. If anyone else on the forum also missed out on eternal paradise, do you know when the next one will be?

One Night In Soho was a delightful surprise. I thought it was going to be stock daughter chosen teen shit, but it’s a wonderfully scripted classic ghost story. Well acted, beautifully shot, great soundtrack.

That’s not the ringing endorsement Walls are ever putting on the side of a carton.

*applause*