Daggers

The first time I experienced that was on an horrendous flight from Cali to Quito where you made a stop in a field at the edge of a mountain on the Colombian/Ecuadorean border. Never seen so many prayer beads as we were smashed about and thrown around in the sky. I got exceptionally drunk for the return leg…which led to some very enthusiastic joining in of the old clapping. But yeh, plane clappers are cvnts.

I ‘Shop when I want.

People who are so stupid they are still demanding 442 long ball.

Oi! Long ball lads, shut up a bit, eh? Can’t you just enjoy four goals and three points?

That’s so bloody brilliant.

Luck?

"He's our weak link", dontchaknow.

Piss.

A muted "Champions of England, you'll never sing that" was my personal highlight.

GOAT

That was more like it

Fatawu isn't going to see half-time at this rate

...but with a keeper.

Playing like last season's team at the moment.

WTAF was Vesty doing?

I really hate that kit.

I bought a 16-roll multipack of toilet paper on Thursday. Daughter comes back for the weekend. We have four toilet rolls. What the fvck do girls do with toilet paper?

A set piece

Hitchen 0-1 Poppies

by making the portions even smaller and pairing it with a cheap wine full of lactose?

Food is not a concrete block, sandstone brick or lump of Lego. It is neither card nor wood. So, dear pub ‘chefs’, please stop treating it as a building material. Stop fvcking stacking food.

I stood watching him as he accosted a young kid. The kid clearly had no clue who he was, yet Leese was doing all the big manager things he’d clearly been practising in his bedroom over the summer. It was painful. It’s the kind of thing I’d happily let go if he was being semi-competent, but it just adds to the impression he’s cosplaying being a manager. It’s no big shakes to me, I’m no dyed in the wool Poppies fan, season ticket is paid for and so there’s no expenses incurred in attending. I’m just calling it as I see it - the man is a fraud.