Daggers

Sounds like a new house is more in order then. Bollocks to wasting time doing DIY.

A pair of tap washers would've been cheaper.

It’s a long time since I posted in this section so you know you’ve posted something outlandish or stupid. Aldi’s fresh produce at least rivals that of Waitrose, I am not a frequent shopper in Harrods and so I can’t speak to their veg and fruit quality. I demand you raise Aldi up from the likes of B&M which, to my thinking, doesn’t sell fresh fruit or veg. This is a completely messed up analogy.

100% this. Nothing else comes close.

ROFL. Bason taking credit for the limited uprising against the superleague. Utterly pathetic. Man has no shame.

Any wonder? It's pointless. It's just the kind of "campaign" people like Bason love. Erectile dysfunction protest. Boycott or STFU.

Watching footy is more than just watching the footy, eh?. Well, for me anyway. It's the whole club & community thing that gets me - joint visions, joint efforts, working together. 90 minutes forms a tiny part of the day and week. I can be painting some fencing, cutting some grass, emptying the bar of beer and cheese cobs...I've never gone to matches to see all flowing attacks and Cryuff turns. No one does - because it's never existed.

Most professional matches in the UK are sanitised versions of what they used to be. And there's never thousands singing at the King Power Matchday Retail Emporium anyway - at least not for long. They'd have to stop enjoying their free coconut spring roll for a few minutes.

Non-league football. Non-league football. Non-league football. I'd grown to hate football as much as I hate everything about KPFC. Non-league is phenomenal fun.

You get pulled for that plate? I'm wondering whether to swap mine back to a normal one when it arrives. Reckoning I might play the ignorant 'but this is what it came with' card and do a producer.

Changed insurance and got half my money back for a policy that's not started yet - and that's after a £40 fee. Clearly Harley riders are the safest riders.

That would eb brilliant

The club, to be fair, doesn’t care about anyone’s background. KPFC only worries about how full your wallet is and how much they can grab. And, let’s be serious, that committee is a joke, has no influence, isn’t respected, and will bring about no discernible change.

So, I'm wrong in saying that wine companies adulterate their products with lactose to make them smoother? Fair play to Hardys for being honest. My bottom never lies.

It's Kettering Tow Tow FLC for you

Looks very Sycamore to me.

Shut up and deliver my package.

The postal service. ”Your package will be delivered by 7pm.” Tw@ts.

Banned my wife from driving our car after she pranged it again. Two accidents and two write-offs in 6 years, all her fault, enough is enough. She’s become shockingly shit so I’m doing the government’s job for them. Everyone should have to take a slimmed down test every 5 years. If you still can’t parallel park after 30 years then fvck your licence.

That was down to 800 after the club and the ST holders had their bit. I had to wait to get mine with the wife’s so we can sit together - it was a bit annoying as she’s been to every home match and a couple of aways and yet there were people I know who were queueing I’ve never seen at a game. Wife even got a call at work from someone asking if I could sort them out two tickets. Cheeky fvckers.

Around 1400

Didn’t even know there was a match on. Saw the score, laughed, saw Soumare’s name, laughed harder, and came on here to see how many morons are still arguing for Cooper to keep his job.

Queued for three hours for tickets, in the cold and caught something that’s killing my throat. Totally worth it.