Daggers

Tamworth Huddersfield? It has 0-1 written all over it and viewing figures struggling to break double digits.

The longer people whine about having to pay tax on their luxury product the funnier it continues to get. Suck it up, buttercups, your boo-hoos change nothing.

That's honestly complete bollocks.

Oh well

Or, just swap it for a phone where everything works like it should from the get-go. My office is awash with Macs, MacBooks, iPad Pro - I’ve no idea what possessed me to try to branch out. My Windows machines are only for gaming, it’s not like I ever intended to move away from Apple for work. Pure idiocy.

Reckon if it was a home game we’d have had a chance of TV, but I can’t see it being a featured game at Npton. Reckon they’ll be in for an almighty shock - we only lost last week because we didn’t try to win. We’ll be a red tornado from the kick off. Seriously fancy our chances.

Three months in, I'm taking this Samsung Z fold shit to exchange at the shop. Just can't get on with it or Android. I can only guess that people who use these have never owned an iPhone. Everything that should be intuitive isn't...and the keyboard is utter bollocks.

Very winnable though

Absolutely stoked with that. We'll get an entire end and out-sing them for 90 minutes. It's going to be a great day out.

Do you need to ask?

No thanks

We've stolen Jonny Edwards from St Ives. Not quite sure how they're going to cope without him as he was their standout in the last three matches I've seen them play.

International football is shit - non-league football is ace. You're all looking for love in all the wrong places.

19 months for that joke Totally worth it

Never have i ever regretted starting a conversation on here as much as I have this one. ...And I started a thread about Monster Munch one close season. ...And one on sheds. I feel nauseous.

Deviant list: Jattdogg The Bear Tom Una

The Japanese have the right approach to handshaking. Either they're too weak or overcompensating too strong, and always a vector to convey nasty germs. I hate shaking hands.

The list had already been started before your first reply tbh

Shirt people, the Colombia shirt is listed on the Adidas site now - but the men's is OOS. Does this generally mean it's come in and all gone or it's yet to come into stock?