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Never liked this bloke ever since he tried to kneecap Ricardo at Villa Park a few years back.

This game is getting good.

Proper deer-in-the-headlights stuff from the Packers. Eagles haven't even been that good. Haven't had to be.

Easy. Buonanotte all day as he's only just turned 20, while Barnes is now 27 (where has the time gone!).

Well done to Kai Havertz - Man U's MVP.

Ahem

Barnes' issues are his defensive work rate. Every left back seems to struggle playing behind him.

This Man U keeper is worse than Iversen at kicking.

Arteta will blame the ball for that Havertz missed sitter.

Ref has a widow's peak to end all widow's peaks.

Scrappy goal. Might have been offside too.

Ange just wants to ruin everyone's Super Six score predictions.

Play like this and Spurs will be fine

I'd sell out to stop the run. LJ still has to prove that he can beat a team with his arm in the playoffs.

Tbf he's been Spurs' best player (low bar admittedly) and most likely to make something happen. Should've scored though but put in one of his typical powderpuff finishes.

Under this criteria Danny Ward is more of a club legend than Kante.

Idrissa Gueye has got Keith Weller's white tights on by the look of it.

Maybe a luxury tax is the way to go - like in the MLB and NBA. Spend what you want, but you are taxed above a certain threshold and the tax is then divvied out equally amongst the other clubs.

Palace had to give him a one-year extension to get the loan through. He was entering the final year of his contract, and apparently PL rules forbid loaning out a player with less than a year to run on their contract.

But we have already had to submit our 23/24 accounts to the PL, along with Everton, Forest and Chelsea I believe. So I guess some figures could be being leaked out to journos with good contacts.

🎶 We are family I got all my sisters with me 🎶

Harvey falling over his own feet there.

What about when he rebrands them as XFC?

That was after only 8 games though. Not 20.

It'll be an interesting little case study for the usefulness of xG. They'd be in 8th place if the league was ordered in xG so it'll be interesting to see if they deviate to the mean and slowly fall away.