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Comparing Facundo and Ayew reveal some slightly surprising things, specifically that their attacking output if remarkably similar over the same number of games, but in the defending element of the game, Facundo is slightly ahead! Facundo has a higher number of tackles and blocks, Ayew having more clearances and headers. Assume these reflect Ayer’s positioning compared to Facundo’s more energetic style. it’s always mostly useless comparing individual players in a team, as it hides team performance, but we did concede many more goals with Ayew than with Facundo.

Hilariously poor. Was time to take one for the team there. Also, time to punch Ruud so you stop getting picked. I have tried to defend you, but mate. Come on.

Needed to try something new, maybe two up top, maybe flooding midfield more, I think after continued failures with the same or similar tactics, it warranted try something else. Lets me be clear though, he really has not been helped by the club (assumed) or by the players (evidentially).

There is a chance, but it's just incredibly unlikely if nothing changes within the club. You are more forgiving than me as I do blame RVN, but others are also culpable.

Yup, also fair points, although the manky carrot string for Vardy paints a upsetting yet somehow apt image!

They, the club, the players, all of them, are all part of this problem - nobody gets a pass on this problem. History is not an excuse for poor performance now. Not singling anybody out, not leaving anybody out, they all hold some of the blame.

Ddidn`t see him at a glance, but yeah I see him the little ...

Maddison injured again I assume?

Spurs score again

Same for managers? Their employers are the ones at fault. And then there was one (or maybe two)

It’s just a glorified Wimpy and Little Chef combo, everybody knows it.

Agreed, I was not suggesting that Dyche would accept a season long deal, because as you say, he isn’t a moron so he would be here for a while. Personally would prefer a more long term strategy even if it meant we went down, anyway I cannot see our hubris heavy board and owners wanting to ‘lower’ themselves to Dyche.

Romantic, but ridiculous

Situationally Dyche is likely the best available option if we seriously want to try and stay up. However the addition of Andy King to the coaching team is curious, almost like we have some kind of transition plan, but that clearly cannot be the case.

Despite RVN evidentially being poor, I really cannot see it making a significant difference.

Agree, line em up and shoot them

Oh good, here’s Conor.

£20m cross right there

Can we have just one little tiny goal please?

Like 5 or 6 little dogs running after a football in the park, just with less team work

Over the first 15 minutes of the second half, we are going to gradually narrow the pitch so it’s only a person width wide

Good job Wispa and Mbuemo are slow edit : fvck you autocorrect

Resigned to just watching with a giggling madness.

We have them just were we want them

I would say you spoilt the surprise, but it wasn’t a surprise and you cannot spoil it more than it already is.