The off

Ooh yes absolutely, and the club can issue a commerative badge for our collection.

Look on the bright side, when we do eventually score just think of the reaction. We'll trigger the Richter scale again, there'll be honesty flags flying high, beer will run out in pubs and we'll all laugh and sing our little hearts out 🥰

No

But they've made the effort to turn up!

No, not pathetic, just die hard fans who support their club through rain and shine!

Nah, the commentator thinks they're all going for an early half time pint!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

He needs to go to Specsavers or a shrink (delusional)!

Can we all come and watch, it'll probably more exciting!

Seen more activity from the fleas on next doors dog!

The tea lady's busy washing the half time cups!

Looks like Cucuella is angling for a L'Oréal advertising contract with that hair of his. Faes in comparison looks like he has a bird's nest on his head!

You have such a poetic way with words, much more eloquent than the fan who called him a septic abortion tonight !

How much!! £99 for an adult shirt and £79 for a kids shirt. I don't bloody think so, even if they do come in a box!

Well being as no one has replied I guess they've all gone for a fag and a cup of tea!