The off

It's even more depressing when you renewed and you've paid Premier league prices to watch that dross! When the 70 yr old lady in front of me said they might as well put her on as she could do better, I actually believed her!!

Close your eyes and imagine the commentator is on One Man and His Dog! Makes it a bit more entertaining.

FFS what a load of half time shite!!!

Me, I'm never going to get to sleep now.

My nerves are shattered after that!

Your last sentence cracked me up - you know us so well! 🤣🤣

Yeah!!!!!!!!!

Perhaps the ref had a pre match training session from the local cartel 🤔

I wonder if in another life you would be the old toothless woman sitting knitting, at the front of a public hanging. No idea why that thought came into my head, but I found it amusing. 🤣🤣

Oh well, that decides my dilemma - I'm off out to cut the grass!

On the way back from winning the Derby play-off final doing 70mph up the M1, a van pulls up next to us and their sliding side door opens to show 4 Leicester fans doing a moonie at us, each with a squashed beer can in the crack of their arses. And very nice arses they were, for us ladies it was the icing on the cake!!

For goodness sake, all you lot moaning about the fans, just pack it in. It's valentines day, go and have a shag, and if you ain't got anyone, have a wank instead, it'll release all that pent up anger and do you the world of good! 😉

He's trying to catch up with your posts 🤣

That was exactly our conversation last night, just blast it as hard as you can, even if the goalkeeper gets a hand to it the power and speed of the ball could push his hand back. I cannot grasp that these 'professional players' are this useless at penalties. I'd have them practicing penalties for an hour everyday hitting small targets in the goal mouth until they have 99% accuracy at high speed!

Miss his drumming in the East Stand, the atmosphere there is not the same. I remember him fondly, characters like him and Bernie are few and far between.

Having consulted with our Spanish waiter during a meal here in Tenerife, I have it on best authority that it's pronounced Sif Who N Tes. You're welcome 😁

Ooh yes absolutely, and the club can issue a commerative badge for our collection.

Look on the bright side, when we do eventually score just think of the reaction. We'll trigger the Richter scale again, there'll be honesty flags flying high, beer will run out in pubs and we'll all laugh and sing our little hearts out 🥰

No

But they've made the effort to turn up!

No, not pathetic, just die hard fans who support their club through rain and shine!

Nah, the commentator thinks they're all going for an early half time pint!

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He needs to go to Specsavers or a shrink (delusional)!

Can we all come and watch, it'll probably more exciting!