Pliskin

If you’re still in the stadium you need professional help.

Okoli plays like that one lad who joined in playing football at school during lunch, all legs and just kicks seven bells of shit out of everyone.

I’d genuinely rather have no manager, he’s ****ing useless.

Who is that with earphones in next to Ruud? Can’t be listening to ****ing Phil Collins greatest hits tonight mate.

Reckon we will finish bottom.

****ing laughing stock.

They might get a free cake if they do!

Give it Kingy until the end of the season.

Ruud should probably think about walking out at half time too.

Not fit to wear the shirt.

We’re not getting another point all season.

Play the ****ing kids Ruud.

Top, are we still within reach of our goal?

Have they started playing “down, down” at the stadium yet?

It’s gone beyond painful how shit we are. Comfortably the worst PL side we’ve ever had.

****ing pathetic…..it’s not even a shot.

Because the club is as tin pot as you could get. Pathetic.

Yes, started the diet recently! I’ve lost three weeks already!

We’re a bit like a a dog railing a teddy….. just can’t comprehend that it’s no matter how hard it tries to penetrate, there simply will be no end product……

Brentford have faced more shots on goal than any team bar Southampton….. So Ruud decided to go with the most blunt attack possible…… for a striker, his forward play is ****ing hideous.

He’s trying to cling onto the game like a dingleberry, and then pounce later into the second half….. only problem with that is Brentford will be about 3-0 up before we pounce.

Could play some wide players who can actually ****ing run…… Brentford will pick us off at ease playing that shite.

Ruud has to be shagging somebody related to both Ayew and BDR….. surely? No other explanation for it? Unless Mavadidi or Facu are shagging some of Ruud’s relatives? Anyway, inappropriate shagging is the only logical explanation I have for this team selection.

It’s incredible…… I mean how can any manager justify that front three?

Are we serious? Against a side who leave the amount of space that they do? If you don’t think Ruud has chucked the towel in…. Well this is it. That is a staggering decision, insane in fact.