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Took its fair bloody time but that second half was proper entertaining. I still reckon Japan are dark horses.

Suddenly, Alan returned

始めましょ！

I guess at a push we can use Matt Berry gifs every time something goes wrong. I strongly recommend users start stockpiling them now, you'll need them in August.

"Here's the Brazillian fans having the time of their lives, crossing the Brooklyn Bridge! And here's something else to look forward to on ITV" > POLICE IN A MARSH > MUDDY BLOODSTAINED BAG > THERE'S BEEN A MURDER

There are a few weird players in this Dutch side. Have you seen Van de Ven run?

Wellp, see you at 9 for Japan I guess

2-0! Kind of mad that one win is pretty much enough to qualify.

So sad to know Souttar is going to get back from this World Cup adventure to find Russell Martin waiting for him. No way in a million years he'll stick around with that BTEC Rodgers chancer in charge.

To use a Scottish analogy, these Haitians are going down like Mars bars in a fryer

Knew I recognised the Haiti anthem from somewhere

Joe Hart not getting the kickbacks from Head & Shoulders anymore I'm guessing

There's no good ending here. We either paper over the cracks and end up continuing to rack up debt while stuck with this ownership and bullshit "philosophy" or we end up stuck in League One (or worse) and collapse under our own financial weight when Martin fails and risk losing the club we love in the inevitable churn that will follow. I'm at a point of preferring the latter and that's just tragic, and oh so wrong. I hate Top and Rudkin for bringing me to the mindset that I'd rather risk administration or worse than see any positive outcome from their idiotic and short-sighted decisions.

Definitely heard a whistle from the crowd there before Raphinia's shot, Morocco fans do have previous

Sick of them glazing the US at every opportunity too. Shame we haven't had any shots of the commentary box, bet you'd be able to make out the brown noses and orange lips from a mile away.

OK, I actually have a positive. I've got a busy few months ahead with some important stuff in my own life, and this appointment has made my mind up for me that I won't be wasting my valuable time watching Leicester in the flesh. Honestly, couldn't have come at a better time. When he's ineviatbly sacked by the end of January, I should just about be back to a position of having the spare time to give up whole weekends to the club again. So in a perverse way, cheers Top and Rudkin - you've just freed up a lot of spare time for me that I'd otherwise have spent tearing my hair out at the ****king Power. I'll probably just get my updates on how it's going (and we all know how it's going to pan out, be honest) from here instead.

So many cynical fouls, Brazil are proper rattled by Morocco's intensiteeeee

if the two Ronaldos shagged the baby would look just like Casemiro

nothing ever happens

Get in, ez counter Brazil aren't making it out of the group on this showing

On the one hand I'd quite like Morocco to crash and burn after their shenanigans at the AFCON. On the other hand, Brazil are a boring over-rated team full of willy pullers. 0-0 draw.

I have a chart that should help

Incredible insight from ITV. Thank you for telling me that school buses in the USA are yellow. I'd never have known that.