Asha

Cancel Coady’s contract, he’s a ****ing idiot

What the…

We’ve been excellent. Palace are huffing and puffing but don’t really look like scoring. the commentators on my stream are making out like Nketiah has reached peak Thierry Henry levels in the first half, for me he’s been useless. Plaudits to Cooper, I’ve enjoyed watching us this first half. Playing like this, we’ll be comfortably mid-table

GET IN THERE. You all shat on Ndidi and said he wouldn’t create anything. Beautiful assist!

He deserves a Baku win for sure, he’s dynamite there. Ferrari have still never won it, so it’s high time.

We’re looking sharp here. Cooper has set us up to be LIVELY

Why are Leicester fans are so strange man. Spend all year supporting them to get promoted, and then hope they lose valuable points against relegation rivals because they don’t like the manager.

4-1 City today, a rousing display to shush the Cooper haters. Vardy HT complete with eagle celebration and Faes from a corner.

If McLaren are gonna be contenders next year, they should seriously consider sacking Norris and bringing in someone who will be a #2 to Piastri.

Magic from Leclerc. Two weeks of “Oscar must help Lando to win the championship” only for him to bottle it again. Norris is a busted flush draw, he just doesn’t have what it takes. Piastri is already better, whatever the points difference he’s probably more likely to challenge Max!

Hard to imagine another “I’ve been going to games for 60 years…” board member will have his finger on the pulse of what the young demographics need and want.

I know the situations aren’t identical, but it’s weird to me how people are enraged that Man City are even contesting the charges, that they’re all criminals and they should “just be relegated”, yet some random lawyer gets us off on a technicality and Leicester fans are rushing to put their tongues up his bumhole. As someone said on the previous page, they might have found loopholes, just as we have. Of all teams, we definitely shouldn’t be starting a Man City witch hunt.

I always say that Damon Hill is the worst/most undeserving F1 champion in history, but even as a Ferrari fan Irvine being champion would have been ridiculous!

I reckon that’s exactly how it would happen. Signing Vettel and then Alonso was just recruiting really good tutors for Lance. It would be a bit like the 99 season where Eddie Irvine was fighting for the championship but couldn’t,, for the life of him, win a race by himself - so needed his better teammate to get seriously injured, replacement teammates to hand wins to him, or everyone else to crash out.

Absolutely despise this international break, only 3 weeks into the season ffs. So hopefully we at least give some first caps out and aim to play some exciting football.

Knew Cooper would keep us up! We'll cruise to mid-table from here.

Some real, horrible hypocrites in the British media. Absolutely scathing of Ferrari in the past for using team orders and prioritising one driver in the Championship, yet giving a lot of aggression today towards McLaren insisting that Piastri should be waving Lando through wherever possible. Make your fvcking mind up. It makes sense points-wise, but at the same time Lando is making an absolute dogs dinner of this season and now having the most dominant car. Will Buxton is possibly the biggest c*** of them all. Snidey comments all the time, needling drivers because they're not his favourites, but he'll then be all cutesy and flirty with them in interviews as if they're best friends. If anyone gives him a little back? He immediately cries about his mental health and being affected by comments. Completely toxic.

OUTSTANDING! WHAT A WIN FROM CHARLES!

We’re better than I expected. We’re better than Ipswich, Southampton and Everton so we’ll stay up, and that’s the objective. Fans are hating on Cooper already but those fans are ****s. Three games; we haven’t been outclassed, we haven’t looked stupid, we’re not shipping a lot of goals. We’ll grow into the season. And when Cooper gets Edouard, BDR and Ayew linked up and firing, we’ll be absolutely frightening going forward.

I just don’t see where the fun is. Paying £40+ to watch us get horsed every week by the likes of Brentford and Brighton because we’ve got ****ing morons running the show.

Maddison is one of the reasons we went down. Always stupid to boo an opposition player (it only motivates them ffs) but praying we don’t all rise up and salute him when he takes a corner either.

Merc blatantly cheating again then. Throw them out the championship. ****ing disgrace.

Piastri is quite a dour guy isn’t he 😆 doesn’t seem to give a shit that he’s won

He’s done the right thing there. Piastri was in control of the race, he’s back in front now. They’re 1-2. The good feelings will remain. Red Bull in meltdown. McLaren are back.

Wild that for Verstappen, seems to have lost his mind today