Tommy Fresh

You've jinxed them then mate, your predictions are usually way off

4 wins a draw and a loss is hardly an outrageous prediction is it, considering their run of fixtures

Picking them apart here

Fatawu ruined his fullback in the first half, surprised they didn't drag him at half time

Justin looking very good

Good first half, bar the shitty corner conceded don't think we can moan about much

Fatawu is rinsing him

Actually started fairly well so of course we concede a shit goal

Johannes Hoff Thorup

Today will be the day Fatawu breaks himself with one of his kamikaze jumps for a header

Bolton and Portsmouth aren't remotely similar to our situation.

I know you can be dramatic at times but this.....

Superb in Killed by My Debt

Needs to be dropped for Coady or Souttar to just show he isn't undroppable and give him a kick up the arse. There's no middle ground with Wout he's either shit or fairly good, you never get a 6/10 from him which isn't something you want in a centre half

It'd be Scott Parker

I mean depends what you class as making it, aware some will say actually achieving something in terms of trophies or putting up certain numbers and things like that. But to some I imagine breaking through in to the side you've come through at might be classed as making it, when he's probably seen a lot of friends end up out of the game. Also did he declare he was going to be the best player in the division? I can remember him saying he wanted to be one of the best, not that he is the best. This is a genuine question by the way, as I may have missed it.

Porteous is in wind up mode

Don't **** this

Forgot about Tom Ince, remember when we were so scared of him we had a left side of Fuchs and Chilwell

And if they **** it up, he's banned forever, unless they beat Ipswich when they play them in which case welcome back

Porto to start a ten man brawl would be class

Rutter is so over the top with any contact

I mean different contexts, Rodgers was making out players are feeling nervous about a game in September was it? Compared to the situation we're currently in.

Gonna keep an eye over the coming weeks on Farke's coat, bet as it gets hotter he still has it zipped up to his nose.

Out of the two to drop points, we're all picking Leeds over Ipswich aren't we. If by some minor miracle we did go on a ridiculous winning run the results of Ipswich would mean **** all