CrazyKopCorner

A view from brainy too - assume it's an ironic nickname

Appreciate we need a back up but ffs get rid of the shite and bring in midfielders and a couple of strikers

Spot on - we're desperate for a new midfield and a proper number 9. Strangely after struggling for wingers for years we've now got 2 absolute beauties and another couple who can do a job at this level.

It's going to be a good test for Marti because he doesn't strike me as someone who will suffer fools so Coady, Vesty, Soumare etc are in big trouble as they are complete at utter charlatans in taking big wages and providing so little to the team / squad. He needed to see it with us own eyes - Lets hope he's a cut above twiddle dim and twiddle dimmer

I think that's more or less our best team currently - Nelson's our best centre half from what I've seen in pre season. Daka will do the high press Marti will be looking for and he can finish as long as he doesn't have to engage his brain and acts instinctively I'd play Thomas left Back as I'd want a left sided full back

Learned can’t play Vesty and Coady together or individually so that has to be good. Has to start Nelson with either Okoli or Faes. My big concerns are midfield which is shite and centre forward. I think he’ll have to play Ayew but 2 goals and lots of chasing down could see Daka start.

You are a traditionalist with classic taste as I wholeheartedly agree

Coady is just dog shit Can we not all club together and get this idiot gone

Monga's different gravy - I'm going to enjoy watching this lad as he won't be here this time next year

Coady and Vesty! Lets hope this is the one and only time we see the donkey and carthorse play together

Even worse banned and pissed driving

Hope not as there's a good chance he's pissed if he's driven

FM that's a given although his standard is so low he'd still be atrocious

Clearly well organised dupers. What a bunch of bastards!

One of, if not, the weakest player I’ve ever seen play for us. Powder puff couldn’t knock the skin off a rice pudding. Super shite. Should get his agent in and tell him to find him another club

You’re right it should be a poll - who is less shit Soumare or Skipp - I’m going Soumare …… no Skipp ……. No Soumare - FM a dead heat of shiteness

Yes it's previously been Rotherham and Stoke - glamour pre season games

I wonder if we'll be all over the Champions again ole' ole again? What a night it was last time

Yes I'd say Jock Wallace had messianic qualities. There again I was only 7 and completely in awe of the man. MON would be another - the man could walk on water no doubt. Big Nige is the absolute governor in my book - a complete legend of a man Marti a really tough job and he needs all of the support and luck he can get

Whoever was behind his signing should be frog marched off the premises never to ****ing return - A disaster of a player. I can't take another season of watching this limp biscuit of a player

That's a fine endorsement if you're sold mate. I'm going to listen and determine for myself if I believe him to be the new messiah

Looks to me that the manager needs to start picking the right side from the off. The team at the end much better. Agyemang and Kelly should surely start

Hhhmm - I’m struggling to think of 5 worse pound for pound. Came with a big reputation and has put the **** into **** all contribution

FM it’s got Starmer written all over it. I’ll be stunned if it’s not totally shite.

A club run like a communist state business