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Never a penalty, sorry. I know Faes is a donkey but that is pure bullshit

tell you what, this james has a ****ing rocket on him

wow he was a permanent? not even seen him in training photos yet

What's the deal with the keeper we signed on loan?

Just seen somebody claiming that her and Ruskin weren't on speaking terms for the past three years - surely not? Also, is this likely why we're still without a sponsor?

Thought it was a fair result but was quite impressed with Aberdeen, was a bit worried based on their league form. Lived in Aberdeen for 11 years and have very fond memories of the city and Pittodrie.

Shite and our subs almost guarantee we won't score again.

Mavididi can't keep starting and doing nothing, Wrexham are one of the worst sides we'll face. Yeah I'm serious about dropping Stephy for a game and starting BDCR. I'd rather bring Monga on vs tired legs than BDCR, and it would be one of the two starting there if Mavididi isn't.

Stolarczyk Ricardo - Vestergaard - Okoli - Thomas James - Winks Fatawu - Ayew - BDCR Carranza Monga on for BDCR around the hour. Mavididi on for Ayew a little after that. Let James play the full 90.

Hamza was on for Ricardo, I think Ayew dropped into JJ's role and Carranza came on to be the 9

What did Ricardo just catch and throw?

Bit more power on that and that's a goal

Lazy of Ayew to fall over there

Looking bright. I think we will score

****ing hell how do you miss that

Starting to feel a bit bad for Stephy but you can't not cut that back across the box

They'll wait until we qualify for play-offs or promotions just to twist the knife a little I reckon.

The host manages to get an extra 1.5 syllables in Middlesbrough somehow

I feel like we're getting there? I see why he's picking Ayew because he can hold up and get out of tight spaces with the ball but the problem is he basically blunts every attack that he enables by doing so.

Hahahaha, they still have Netto over here in Germany so this tickled me

DaSilva being put through the wringer hahaha go on Abdul

Really tenacious there to get and keep the ball and then shows up in the box after letting Fatawu do his thing. Really good.

Strange that Winks is playing deeper than Soumare, feel like their strengths would be the other way around. Also, Lampard always looks like he's caught a whiff of something unpleasant.

arjen robben made a career off of that to be fair

Rudoni is the only player in their starting XI I really rate - anybody else there to keep an eye on?