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Just rain down shots on target and something will slip through T-Rex's arms.

Players coming out.

I'm starting to imagine that this is all a massive master plan so that Cooper gets the sack, we go Vardy as player manager, adds the league cup to round off his medal haul and he keeps us up against all odds on the final day so The Jamie Vardy Movie has as dramatic an ending as it deserves. Box office!

Gotta be more subtle. A massive umbrella would do.

I think they've both been poor really. VK has let Lindstrom get in goalscoring positions twice already. It's just fortunate that he didn't finish them.

It's outside the box for starters. *However I'm sure there's an angle they can find to put it inside the 6 yard box.

One disaster for another?

That looked clumsy as fxxk!

That was a good tackle just now by Wilf and then to win the free kick BUT he keeps challenging players on the wrong side, so if he doesn't get it exactly right they're past him, like for the goal. Gotta be careful.

Ooooh just wonder if Vardy hadn't hurt himself if he coulda got on the end of that. And wtf Pickford.

Walking off, looks fairly comfortable. Should be ok. Not as bad as it looked anyway.

Oh shit.

Absolutely. I was gonna say our press is a joke. Someone bombs forward to whoever has the ball, and nobody else moves leaving a pass on every time.

We're already half way there then!

We've scored in every game so far, no need to panic yet. Hopefully that early goal puts the shits on Cooperball and the players move into gear.

Yep, fair to criticise him on that one. Totally lost his man.

Ndiaye answers that one.

El K pressing there and nobody else picking up the passes.

Which might work out well given what's happened to Everton in games where they've taken a two goal lead.

That's not his fault. Clearly he's now the high fullback and the midfielders should shift over to accommodate that.

Ruled out.

Good job they're shit.

Good to see our new signing being trusted to start. Though it feels odd seeing Skipp out but Wilf played very well last game so makes sense that he gets to start again. Only slight grievance is Ayew over Fatawu, although that's not to the detriment of Ayew who people seem to be shitting on despite doing nothing particularly wrong so far. But Abduls pace would be welcome from the off against Young. Though perhaps Cooper thinks it's best to bring him on fresh to torment AY later in the game. It's not as adventurous as it could have been, but it's not a bad lineup by any means. The fact we can bring on Edouard, Fatawu, Buonanotte, and even Skipp and Riccy, bodes well.

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Cup final. As well as the Saints vs Ipswich game. As well as Everton v Palace next week. As well as Bournemouth v Southampton also next week. So many cups so early in the season.