Mike1983

Our £1.3 billion squad faced Serbia, Denmark, Slovenia, Slovakia, and Switzerland, resulting in one win and four draws in regular playing time. Another semi-final thanks to Southgate’s tactical acumen. We’re never getting rid of him are we…

I think Southgate's snooze-ball will prove to be too big of a mouthful for the Dutch.

Southgate’s murder ball will handle these chancers.

Well looks as if England will have to meet one decent team before the final

Cracking game this.

I think we can continue to shithouse a win against every opponent except Spain. Luckily for us, France will deal with them instead. Southgate masterclass.

There's about 7 Turkish players who if getting another yellow card tonight , will miss the semis . Southgate could strike gold again.

He really is, not just in this Euros, the previous one as well. No matter how bereft of creativity he is, no matter how dogshit of a manager he is… He has the talent and width in his squad to get him of trouble with a moments of magic.

Can someone tell me what Trent AA just said, please?

Big mistake not to sub on Shaqiri earlier on.

Shaqiri is quite clutch in these spots.

Excellent display of man management by Southgate: injure your best penalty taker right before the shootout. Honestly, you couldn't make this up.

What if England just pretended that Switzerland scored again? Then they would attack.

Record high xG after 90 min. for Southgate thus far at this Euros.

Everyone's clamoring for an England vs. France final...

And we've got this guy to thank for that.

Lmao Foden

We really should with the players we've got. I think if they score first it might be a good thing for us, tactically speaking.

Trippier

The worst that could happen for us is if we go 1-0 up early. Southgate-mode sets in then and we'll be proper ****ed.

He'll have another pop at it at the next world cup.

I can imagine it would just be a repeat of this shit game.

Pepe is the definition of never give up

While everyone else is heading to Saudi Arabia or the USA, you've got Pepe at 41 years old still playing Champions League football every season. What a legend.

Poor booking he got the ball. English refs embarrassing us yet again.