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He's actually watching some poor sod on the clubs staff get legged up by vestergaards dog. He's just so confused by the concept of defending that even this dog putting in something resembling a tackle has stumped him completely

Thought we passed the ball excellently today Albeit they were all to newcastle players but progress is progress

Live footage of top at halftime

I want Sam Allardyce really bad. Sauce me up Daddy Sammy let's escape relegation

I've come out of my depressive state during a stint on the sidelines after a unicycle accident during my time in the circus. I wrote some poetry to help myself through the struggles of every day life as the years roll on. Here is my poem about Leicester Oh Rodgers, Oh Rodgers Nottingham Forest are todgers We need to secure a Premier place To put a smile on my Faes Oh Brendan, Oh Brendan You are my heaven Please turn our Ndidi Into a prime Maldini Oh Rodgers, Oh Rodgers Badgers and Bodgers Heskey was my childhood And Vardy is my best bud Oh Brendan, Oh Brendan Are you from Eden We maybe last right now But we will survive somehow

I once gambled my car for an arm wrestle during my road trip through Nebraska. I won and ended up with 2 cars.

This song helped me when I had kidney failure and became depressed

This isn't Antiques Roadshow

Make the most of it lad. Don't let the Queen passing away get in the way of a sesh of a lifetime. I have faith, noble sesh knight.

Lads I think we are going down harder than Drake did on Millie Bobby Brown when she turned 18.

Mate have you seen our defence? Slugs put up a better fight when having salt poured on them.

Ndidi

Imagine the last person to formally meet is Liz Truss, having to bail out Prince Andrew for noncing children in the US and a having a hire to kill for Ar Di because she would be a better queen. This makes signing Ade Akinbiyi seem tame.

Iversen is far better than Alex Smithies and Danny Ward. If there is a chance for him to be No.1 within our squad it is right now... or at least when my microwavable casserole has finished cooking

Honestly one of the greatest soundtracks of all time

He can be in multiple positions and his versatility is probably the best in our current squad. He knows when to hit the spot just right and the way he controls the ball is genuinely world class. He's great on the pitch too.