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Absolutely loves a loan at Plymouth; which would be my plan for him ASAP.

You can't make a silk(o) purse from a sow's ear.

It's just going to get in to this ridiculous russian doll situation, isn't it?

Potter is running scared of us. Didn't he fake having Covid so he didn't have to manage Brighton against us once? Or did I dream that? I do have some weird dreams; but that would be a stretch even for me.

Big Ron, Barry Fry, Dave Bassett, it really doesn't matter. 4-4-2 big and little man up top; maybe even two big men. Don't want any of this foreign muck; remember that Allardyce is probably better than Pep.

I'm not crying It's just been raining On my face

If we are looking for terrible football and languishing in the championship, we might as well just let Cooper take us there.

We actually did score; just in the wrong net.

The irony is that the only serviceable coach at the club is the one that shuffles the plonkers back and forth from one gutless shambolic performance to the next.

What I like about you, hburton982024, is that you tell it like it is. The 982023 before you weren't worth listening to; but I think we all knew there would be a super iteration at some point.

Big Ron.

Interesting point on Brandon Cover. I wonder if the club will recall him. He's doing well on loan so they may prefer to leave him there.

Aside from Howe's Newcastle; those are all managing relegation fodder dross as well. Which is to say; I'd expect three of those to be relegated (or sacked) (or both).

Well, technically 'alive', ie not deceased.

Just checked and Brian Little is still alive.

I don't think we should sack him. I think we should get another manager and then just lock him in a room and force him to watch all our matches under his management over and over and over and over and over and over again like a clueless welsh monkey with a little welsh miniature cymbal with pictures of daffodils and dragons on it. Brian Little will be turning in his grave; assuming he's dead. And he never really looked alive. Dead behind the eyes; a bit like Coops. Maybe Villa will poach Coops and we can have Emery and Mark Draper and Jooolian and Simon Grayson back and Ugo Ehiogu for good measure.

Wondered if I'd ever had less hope then remembered how bad Geoff Horsfield was!

Sort of understand why all the good players were bullying VK back in the day.

Get him back to play right or left back for us, I don't care which; as long as he understands where he's meant to be, he's an upgrade. If he can run 30 yards without falling over or pass a ball more than 15 yards without giving it away, he's better than VK.

Quoting this to tie you in; because that is... well, its big isn't it? Too big. You've gone too bold.

JJ & VK both look like they don't know where they are supposed to be. Its bizarre. It's as if our defence don't train as a unit. Just do attack vs defence; it's not that hard. Otherwise get some of the academy kids playing full back. JJ & VK are embarrassing. I know they aren't reading this; but if anyone is, and knows how to tell them - you're embarrassing. Defend your goal. Its basics.

Time has not been kind to our Arnar G.

I'll even open it out to a 5-way with Mablo and Sheehan if he goes TONIGHT.

I'd rather spend half an hour with Joe Mattock and Ben Chilwell than watch another minute of us under Cooper.