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Frank’s(z) Car(r) never understood why Tracy Chapman loves him so much.

Frank Large you say ? Good shout.

And Frank Sinclair. Stop the count.

Simon Jordan in as owner Model Jordan in as celeb fan State Of Jordan ? ( not a comment on the above - can we buy the state of Jordan? ) Thinking about it we’ve never had a bad Julian. Watts and Joachim. Wow. Fran(c)k gives us Worthington and Rolling So what really is king of names ? ( before we all settle on Barry or Pegguy)

We’ve never had a bad Jordan. Jordan Stewart, Jordan Ayew. Giants in their fields. More Jordans please.

Three is likely the slightly upgraded version of two. Not quite four, granted, but four aside, what is ?

I think we can all agree that everything changed with Lee. For those of us of a certain vintage there’s definitely two era’s. Pre Lee and Post Lee. Oh and also the period Lee was here. That’s three but sort of two.

No. I’m just a regular guy who does regular things in my regular life. Lee is anything but a regular guy.

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The only way you’ve offended me is that seeing your username and avatar makes me think of Ed Davey which makes me be sick in my mouth ( an odd phrase because the mouth is of course the natural exit point for vomit ). I’m not even aware of the poem but I hope it rhymes.

STOP THE COUNT.

Faes and Okoli; take a bow. Cooper; get in the bin.

Does Edouard train? He looks half asleep.

It was pathetic how he just got rolled there when he could have relieved some pressure.

Boubakary 'hopefully like a new signing eventually this time around' Soumare. Arsenal have done Southampton at least. Regardless of ours; results have been okay elsewhere today.

That is never a free kick; brilliant toe on the ball by Skipp! It's been shocking from us but I want us to win moreso to spite the ref

Buonanotte is absolutely spent. How can we see it and they management team cannot?

Demotion coming for the linesman tonight; down to league 2 or something. Didn't get or didn't read the script!

Arsenal now lead vs Southampton.

Tyskie. @Ric Flair wouldn’t have it any other way

I’m mulling the same. If this thread stays lively and I remember I’ll update you in 14 days.

Offer JJ to PSG immediately. £60mn.

Matter of time before someone is calling for ‘ol legspinner’ (12) ?

Probably just don’t watch it and enjoy your time there

You’re right on point one if not point two; but I don’t think even most Welsh people can speak Welsh can they ? Maybe I’m wrong. It wouldn’t be the first time today ( earlier today I mistook a conker for a ferrero rocher and broke 4 teeth. You might think anyone could make that mistake once and you’d be right.. so I won’t tell you about the embarrassing incident at school where Henry Wolvendom-Smyth’s sixer demolished my challenger which turned out to be a soft chocolatey nutty ball ). Still we live and learn. Yakkyyy Darrrggghhh!