Vowels

Yeah but the higher the ceiling, the more difficult it is to hit it. Also did no one ever mock up a Marty / Marti thing? Back to the future?

Do you know what? I think now is the time for Martin Mad-Dog Allen. Imagine what he could do with the gardening at Seagrave. Right man, wrong time, before.

More credibility from Comical Ali.

Ironic as whenever we started Richard Cresswell, we always looked like we'd set out Toulouse the match. Alanis left that verse out.

If we get rid of all the established pros we could just let the academy management do it.

GK - Ian Walker/Danny Ward. LB - Ben Thatcher CB - CB RB RM - Matty 'Pipes' Piper CM - Andy King (tenuous) CM - Mark Draper LM CF - CF - Ian Marshall Manager - Steve Cooper Work in progress. Obviously. Yes; walking is a trade/job.

Cresswell was supposedly a striker despite not being very good at it. I approve your suggestion of playing him at the back.

Vowels' approval rating 9.5/10. .5 off perfection for the bunny-boiler stare.

Ah yeah; never played for us though?

Silko is better than Luke. He's probably a better left back than Luke. Sorry @hthomas.

This can be the definitive list.

Who's this Nathaniel Chalobah? Granted I've chosen to forget most of our players over the years. And Charlie Cresswell? If you think Amartey (senior) was better than his boy, then the Amartey I put in was Bobby. And vice versa.

Maybe; can't see him jumping at it. We need to sell someone the dream and show them some clips of Abdul's highlights and give the other players the day off when he visits the training ground.

What's Kingy like in interviews? I hope he's really really really boring.

I'm playing it and its good. The diablo meets dark souls thing is a pretty good summary. Its good. Recommend it if you like that sort of thing. Which is a pretty obvious thing to say but I've typed it now and I keep the delete/backspace keys for special occasions.

And if I'm wrong on Amartey I'll just swap Amartey out for the other Amartey. So it can't be wrong. Literally can't be argued with.

GK - Kasper DL - Luke Thomas (assuming he has brothers/sisters) DC - Amartey (I'm going out on a limb and assuming his son is better) CF - Jordan Ayew I've contributed 4. Can someone fill out the XI?

I think we should forget this 'championship experience' stuff and just get someone who will get the most out of our (on paper) excellent attacking options (once we have a striker). Championship experience is getting the same old tired old nonsense old predictable old footballing old dinosaur old same old managers old in old business.

Look, I'm here to discuss Leicester City Football Club. Tolkientalk is a fine, fine forum; but let's keep the two separate.

Just play wingers there I reckon. None of our defenders can defend anyway.

Ghanaian national team captain, no less. Only LCFC could have a number 9 who isn't even the best footballer in his own direct family.

Is this actually done?

I'm all for a mystery boat-load of Mendes loot-box type signings. It'll be like the Casino Jimmy and Sergio Hellings days.

How can someone lose one of their names? Like through marriage? Or deed poll?

I'd be inclined to let the new manager have a look at some of them; especially Golding given that we don't have many central midfield options.