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Sad news about Tommy Morrison last weekend, a bit if a hero of mine when I was a kid. Seemed to have it all. Sad to see how quickly he went into decline after being diagnosed with HIV. There's an interview of him taken in the last couple of years and he is barely recognisable in both his appearance and demeanour. The blokes biggest battles were clearly all outside of the ring. RIP Tommy Gunn.

When Walt went through the house with the gun and came to the last door I was praying he opened it to find Jessie plowing Skyler doggy style with Walt Junior just sitting beside them doing loads of farts

Walters bitch wife really piled on the pounds in the later series yeah?

Who's going to be the bus fluffer?

If you want to think / stink like Bernie you've got to get inside the man. Literally

Sheffield Wednesday ... Fvck off

Nor do I

I remember one night I pulled a cracking blonde in Zanzibar, great arse, good kisser, I was absolutely steaming but I still managed to get it up back at my place, and we just made love all night it was fantastic. She was beautiful. Then in the morning I awoke, looked over to her, it was Bernie. Worst case of beer goggles I've ever had. Has anyone else ever done that?

Every time I see a new Bernie thread I fear it's going to be a RIP one. I've picked up lots of great tips from Bernie over the years, the best would have to be when he taught me how to wee into my hands and then pat it on my face and neck like aftershave. Well Bernie, if you can read this, I'm still smelling as fresh as ever. Top tip!

Parks and rec is fvcking shit

You'd need to jack her open to clean her insides out, and make sweet, sweet love to her

Kum-face-King

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I'm getting off for a shit and a glass of water

I only look this ugly when I let off a full sack of nut juice on some poor suckers boat race.

Skyrim was meant to last for ages, it lasted a day, fag game, burn it. Even with a fully levelled character it is still gay. Nothing beats a shotgun to the face yeah, but an axe, oh come on. But yeah enjoy playing it if you like that kind of thing. Fag

No. Just no

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Oi. I thought we agreed to keep it a secret.

I got sucked off a couple of years ago in the cinema. Cant remember for the life of me what the film was but whatever it was I highly recommend you watch it

35 quid on amazon

I called my dream team Jessie Pinkman's Rotten Nob

It's fabulous

what dafuk is that first one?

Bug...Nat....is there a little similarity here?