THEBIGJOHNSTEADER;

When you have a messy poo and you spend ages scrubbing your arse clean only to squeeze out another shit, completely undoing your hard work

May as-well post it in a 3rd thread?

I like Enjoy the Silence

I love goin down the recceh with ma boyz, snue gliffin n doin popperz. Bottle a cider n some fanneh 2 top it off

People that lick a finger to turn a page

Having a bad days guys, asked for no onion in my sandwhich but the girl did anyway. I've even eaten some. Not as bad a day as the LostProphets had yesterday but definately close. Rock on!

I like the feel, and the smell, of a sweaty woman with a wispy fu-manchu

Lets do it again sometime

Why do all the girls i fancy have really bad moustaches when I get close up for the first time?

There is no place for bad language at football matches

Pretty pretty please, don't you ever ever feel, that your worthless you're ****ing perfect, Tony

For someone who watches alot of world cinema I'm not sure how I've missed La Haine all these years

4 reasons / bad omens why we might lose today. I took my car for 1 new tyre this morning and ended up having to replace all 4 costing over £1100; We were featured on Football Focus; Someone bumped this thread; We're all a bunch of cvnts

Red Shoe Diaries

Knocky wherever you may be Bernie stinks of poo and wee It could be worse you could be his wife Sucking his rotten nob for the rest of your life

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, so here's my number, I'm Alan Maybury

Jesus. What a stupid c u n t

Khan isn't pimp enough to mix with the top fighters, he's the Andy Murray of British boxing

Great connection punching at the end. 3 or 4 clean shots. Seeya

Got tickets for Saturday. Heard there's going to be quite a lot of potential trouble outside of the ring aswell as in it

Mirror image of how I felt when Prometheus finished

I didn't like it because it was shit

Is there anything more depressing than watching the lottery draw? Pathetic little 'show'

Every guy in there wants to plough his missus

Nearly ended it