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Do any FoxesTalkers actually have a job at LCFC which they'd like to swap with the Manager's job.

Also, which of the above positions would Steve Cooper be more suited to ?

I was interested to see what vacancies they had and if I'd a) fancy anything and b) be qualified. Here's a list, any takers? Housekeeping Operative Casual Matchday Safety Stewards 1st Team Video Scout Casual Corporate Safety Steward Board Office Support Executive Receptionist (Training Ground) Academy & WSL Nutritionist Academy Minibus Driver (Part-Time) Security Officer (Training Ground) Casual Tour Guide Casual Academy Teacher Purchasing Assistant (FTC) Here's the link if you want to apply https://www.lcfc.com/club/careers/vacancies?lang=en

and it was a really tatty scrap of paper, looked like he'd been wiping his eyes or something with it

I was trying out my new starting formation, one Cooper might do well to adopt

Next time [whenever that might be] they should only appoint managers on a trial basis. If the results are satisfactory after so many games and if the fans and players feel happy, then they can make it more permanent. At the moment choice is mostly based on reputation at different clubs, availability and cost. Football teams are unique and need handling differently imo. It's a case of 'horses for courses' The board backed the wrong one this time.

Get into a tight scrum with the ball in the middle, if the opposition goalie tries to reach in, tread on his fingers, no-one will see!

All ideas welcome - * bouncing the ball on your head right up to a goal scoring position * team carrying the lightest player with the ball held between his legs

How to beat The Arsenal [Pre match poem] How to beat The Arsenal, the chances may be low We ain't got nothing much to lose so let's just have a go Our tactics might be drastic, employ a few 'dark arts' Have a plan of action before the onslaught starts But if the plan goes pear shaped, take a more defensive role Stand all 11 players in front of Leicester's goal

Just reading the heading I was wondering what he's getting "more" of ? abuse, criticism, arguments, laughs, transfer requests ?

I nodded off zzzzz, but I'm told I didn't miss much

I guess what comes around goes around, it's like Football Hokey Cokey, in out, in out, shake 'em all about.

Coopers that have more charisma than Steve ! Who would make the best manager, motivator and crowd pleaser ? Alice Cooper Jilly Cooper Bradley Cooper Gary Cooper Tommy Cooper Austin mini Cooper

People who are charismatic exude warmth and competence! They are likable with good social, motivational and communication skills. They may be attractive, charming and have a sense of humour. They may demonstrate slightly unconventional behavior. Do you think we'd do better with a manager like that ? If so, which of the above 10 qualities does Mr Cooper have?

I don't mind them in the day but I'm paranoid in the dark at night.

Does anyone (like me) watch these games and think "I could manage this team better than that" and I'd do it for nothing ?

You know when you've lost hope for a good performance when you find the weather is more entertaining. You start to fantasize about who the lightening might strike rather than who would strike a goal!

I agree, it's like he's zoned out, perhaps he's just trying to look cool but managers should show some interest and emotion surely!

When the 'Post match' thread becomes the 'Cooper out' thread feels like it's the beginning of a long, drawn out end

He looks totally out of his depth, something radical would have to happen to make me feel happy about this 2nd rate manager that's losing any support he might have had at the start

If sponsors had more appealing logos they might get more sales. I don't know which logo was the most popular? It would be interesting to see the stats on which logo generated the most purchases. How long did you keep wearing the one you liked most ?