Dmitry

The English cuisine is as delicate as a cornered racoon.* Yes, I'm an American. *But the Dutch one is even worse (hard to believe, but it's true).

Should've hired Moyes...plain for all to see by now...except the LCFC proprietor and the chief waiter.

I'm lovely too. Now, can I get £3,000,000? Please? Thank you, and have a great day!

Or against Man U themselves, had we scored from an obvious offside and had them eliminated. Amorim would’ve been sacked probably.

What is the process in cases like this? It would be justifiable for this linesman not to be allowed on the sideline ever again.

Garnacho ran circles around him, just because he’s so good; JJ did manage to slow him down just enough for Faes to come for relief. Faes was nowhere near, as usual.

Hermansen was just about adequate in the last two games,. Certainly not what we came to expect of him. The second goal yesterday was all his. Hopefully he will be back in form for the league matches. What is the name of the linesman that forgot to raise the off-side flag? He shouldn’t be participating in the matches of this level. Referees was also piss-poor.

Mother****ing Winks ruined the whole thing.

You, sir, are correct!

We could've done so much better, had incredible momentum...manager is really clueless as of the game flow. Shit substitutions at the wrongest of times.

So Faes tried to score for Man U...diodn't work. But his assist was perfect. ****ing idiot.

Time to bench Daka, get the kid in there. Ayew as well...he's shot.

Our right wing needs a patch...it's leaking. Naturally, RVN beefs up...the left wing.

That;s where the CB should be helping him...Faes MIA.

Same thing...nothing. Golden generation wins gold. I think that's the definition. No?

What did they win?

You think Ruud will get the slip if we get taken with a 3+ goal difference?

What a s**t-show...

The more I read about him, the more of an a**hole he comes out to be. I bet now his teammates look at him this way also. One week he's on tv prancing about the unity of the team, the next he wants to jump ship to the team's direct competitor. What a piece of work... I would just unload him to a Romanian or Latvian side, to make a point.

Still a Number One in my book. The Welsh ninja, he has mastered the art of disappearing from the goal.

I had a colleague who was an avid cycler (like 20+ miles a day). He also had a rather large belly. Evidently cycling didn't help.

A couple of guesses...shifting the blame from the powers that be onto the manager; perhaps the grossly-overpaid players complaining to the Chairman directly about the manager. So they made Cooper take the severance package and went fishing for another scapegoat. Remember Maresca last January? He was candid about being lied to by Rudkin and Top (without naming names) and let it be known that he wasn't afraid of walking out.

You, sir, are a pessimist. I think we’ll allow no more than three.

Coady fits the definition of a bonified douche bag.