Focks

A straightforward 2-0 to Fulham. Probably the easiest game of the season for them. At least one of those goals will be a glaring mistake from one of our players

Souttar up front plz

20m euro 1m up front 18m if they win the World Cup 1m if he scores 200 goals for England

This is bad for my menkle elf

Fred West til the end of the season, then see who is available..

That's actually promising

I really wish you hadn't shown me this

Most of our players are on OTT wages so we will be stuck with many of them still in contract - worrying situation

At this stage, this season is a write off, lets get ahead of the game and appoint the best man for the job (Championship football and developing a new identity)

Sorry to harp on but Chris Wilder is all that, plus he has a successful season in the Prem under his belt Announce Wilder!!!!! *I am not related

The problem with Slim was that he joined when Vardy was first choice and he was never going to be happy on the bench. If he joined now (in his peak) he would have been a success for us

Wilder now!!

Jeremy Corbyn

Was in charge for 45 games and won more than he lost

I like him in a Pearson-type way

Chris Wilder. Prem experience, did well with Sheff U and ended up falling out with owners. Championship experience - and experience of getting a team to the Prem. Good reputation in the game and will be desperate to have another crack at the Prem. On a short term contract at Watford so won't cost the earth.

Just a reminder that when we eventually concede and go on to lose with a whimper, Brendan will still be in the job next week

He did a very little slow clap

Chelsea will offer £30m at the end of the season

How about Souttar up front for the last 10 mins?

Gabor Bori-style

Its not 65 mins in yet

0-0 until 65 mins is Brendan's goto strategy

Is Tete even playing???

He'll be gone in the summer