James and his giant peach

I'm nit saying that but it would only add to the Surrey and home counties bias.

We see him hit enough in the IPL. When he plays England I want him to fail every time.

I think they've been a bit arrogant. They think they can hit every ball for 6 and score the 230s or 240s you see in the IPL but it's totally different in England. Different weather, pitches and stadia, and a bit of nous is needed. They've lost early wickets in the games and carried on trying to smack it. They've clearly got talent, but need to adapt more to touring.

Yeah and plus there isn't enough Surrey players in tbe England set up and that needs to change....

Beyond shocking. Embarrassing minor counties shit. How we could go so far backwards I don't know, it's actually incredible. After promotion and our best campaign for decades we've gone back to the shit of a few years ago where we don't look like a professional team.

Not many better debuts than this. Second ball duck and then concedes 28 off one over. Genius signing.

I was actually talking about Eskinazi.

Funnily enough yes. I cant stand him. Looks like a tailender batting. And in the CC scores about 2 runs every hour. Terrible signing. Our number 9 ends up top scoring. The batters should hang their heads in shame, we should have got at least 180 on that pitch.

Carse has conceded 8 off 3 overs 😂😂😂 in a t20 game that's unreal

A road in good weather and come up with this nonsense, pathetic. If they hadn't dropped 2 dollies we would be all out already. 80-3 to 120-8. The whole season has been a shambles. From recruitment to toss choices to game plans. Green is a terrible captain. You know they will chase this in about 10 overs, especially if Josh 12 an over Hull opens the bowling.

Wow. What a debut. Brainless. Another massive loss incoming, season has been a disaster.

Won the toss and 17-2 in 4th over. The club is a joke. Totally clueless.

It's happening!! Just shows how shit the last few years have been that I'm excited about a shirt. That badge should just replace the modern one.

Who is this Tye ****? Bowling like Glenn McGrath. 50 for 0 off 3 overs, then 60-4 off 7. Pathetic. After that start, move the ball around and keep ahead of the rate. Another loss. And losing Patel and maybe Cox would be a disaster, two of the most reliable performers of recent years.

Absolute joke. What should have been an exciting season has been a disaster so far.

They're unbelievable this team, no brains whatsoever. They got ahead of the rate then both got out stupidly so now tow batters start again. Thick.

Wonderful start once again..... At this pint might aswell just give the opposition the points and save on travel.

Too many of our players are more suited to the t20 or one dayers than test cricket.

Wasn't knocking it at all, was actually knocking the England fans for not turning up in higher numbers. Love India and the IPL, just wish we had a bigger support.

Our own wonderkid out shining theirs. That utter nonsense run up from bishnoi cost him 3 no balls and two sixes, and that over killed them when they were on top. Hopefully the next game we can actually get some home fans in.

If he played 40 games last year like he should have done instead of playing that waster Mavididi every game, then we would be getting more than 10m

I thought he was turd, maybe that's just me. Incredibly one footed, lethargic, casual, weak, luxury player.

Just surprised two posters are defending Rudoni clearly performing a deliberate publicity stunt. It's to make the club and him look good not to buy a monzo shirt for a six fingered fan.

Jake Evans?

Fvck me have we all turned Into Cov fans. It's a publicity stunt that has cost him nothing. A good deed is when you do something selfless without any attention not when you deliberately film it.