James and his giant peach

Somehow whenever you think it can't get worse or more embarrassing.... it does.

Spot on. Lascelles was surely brought in because the current back line including Okoli, are shite. He plays one game then is benched, while dumbass Okoli comes back in, I just don't get it.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that's brilliant

And yet somehow things will still get worse for you when you see Daka trying to control a ball.

It's pretty much kamikaze stuff. Opposition must always think their easiest game of the season is against us. Give a goal away after 2 mins with a mistake (mistake leading to goals happens at least once a game) red card in first half from stupid needless challenge. Run out of legs because they're not fit enough and cant keep the ball. Bring some crap off the bench which doesn't impact the game at all. Same every week. Dire stuff. Where will get some wins from? James needs to come back ASAP.

I've been saying Reid would be better as a strker, he's not a midfielder at all. Make the midfield more compact with Skipp, Winks and Page and put Bobby upfront, he's not a bad finisher and way more mobile than Ayew the cvnt.

I genuinely wouldn't be happy with this signing in League One. We are signing a player who can't get into another championship team who have been just as crap as us so far. Then to top it off we are signing an injured defender who hasn't played in years. Inspired stuff. If this joker starts playing instead of Page they can **** right off.

Stop being so sensible, it's not allowed on this forum. Just have a bit of fun and imagine he is a cartoon villain.

League One ability, Premier League wages, Champions League ego.

Definitely didn't look nor sound Bangladeshi

And can anyone shed light on the few morons who just kept singing for Choudhury all game? He epitomises everything wrong with the club. League One ability on premier League wages with a champions League ego.

Cheltenham will be licking their lips

This is a really dumb topic. I know it's international break now but come on. And to include Matt Oakley is brainless, he led to us league one title and stayed with us, and the next season he was also influential.

Stansfield wasn't playing and I'm pretty sure we injured Gray early on and he was never at 100 per cent. They were toothless, nice possession at times and a decent side but would never have scored if they were playing til next week.

I enjoyed that, best atmosphere at home for a long time, a performance to admire because of the effort. That's all us fans want, press and harry and try your hardest, if we do the dirty work, our quality will win us matches, which it did tonight, two cracking goals. Still might need to get one or two players in, a creative midfielder and a striker, but all in all a great night.

Sounds like the little cvnt is getting desperate and it's near the deadline and he hasn't got his precious move. "Please mummy don't let me play in the championship there are bad men there and Grant Hanley." "Don't worry my boy you will soon be rolling ball under foot at Premier league trust me and if not you just say I don't want to play any more" He's really not as good as he thinks he is hence why no one has bought him yet, let him rot in the U-18s if he wants, it will be his career he's ruining.

Brownhill is a strange one. 18 goals and a promotion, released and then no new club still. You'd think he would have been snapped up straight the way. If he is asking for silly money then he's a silly boy and not the kind of player you want at the club, another mercenary.

OK slight exaggeration but suffice to say they dominated their game and should have won by a few whilst we were dominated and were lucky to win.

Play Ricardo in MF with Winks and Hamza at RB, that's what I'd do.

I missed this did he actually say it in a interview?

In terms of having a signature move which apparently is a weakness, it's not a weakness at all when the opponents can't stop it

To be honest there's probably many more better players than BEK for 35m, even if they are maybe a few years older. Palace have lost their best player and need a replacement to hit the ground running with a European campaign.

Literally stunned by this. Signing him on a free would be a rip off, he's absolutely useless. Can't tackle, poor aerially, bad positionally, poor on the ball, had a few decent months at wing back in a 352 system before his injury turned him into a league two player. Cannot believe we getting 10m and he will be in the prem, the world's gone mad.

He has scored this goal several times. Look at how many times Messi or Salah cut in on their left foot to score, defenders, fans, everyone knows what they're going to do but stopping them is impossible as they do it so well and so fast. He's one of only a handful of players on this league who are capable of scoring a goal like that. It's unbelievable that after a goal like that our own fans can still slate him. He's been out for almost a year and has come back better than ever.

Exception not the rule, and Liverpool is a bit different.