Trav Le Bleu

Is this happening today? Cos if it isn't then it shouldn't happen at all. It's not like KDH will throw his toys out the pram.

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Just saw a comment on the the BBC sports app. "Everyone thinks England are lucky to have drawn Slovakia. Think how Slovakia feel!"

The sooner they break away, form their own league and die, the better

Did you know that if you take the name Sir Jim Radcliffe, add some letters, take some away and mix them up a bit, you get the word tw@t.

We've been had BY a a Brazilian.

Do fax machines still exist?

People who bang on about immigrants taking our jobs, but who buy copious amounts of stuff from China and probably haven't got a single item of clothing that was made in the UK.

Americans are weird.

You look back at George W Bush and feel that he's thousands of times more preferably than either of the current choices.

If Carmo can't get 100k per week he ain't even starting negotiations.

Can we change the thread title to Drewsbury-Hall please?

... Officer.

How will anything, other than names attached to job titles, have changed for better or worse on 5th July?

Am I the only who thinks that Arthur Theate will be some kind of thtool?

What about the Three Peaks though? Also, how do you get snow up there?

Not wanting to dampen anyone's spirit but... 2 People Die on Three Peaks Challenge in Last Fortnight Just be properly equipped and, most importantly, turn back or call it quits if you have to. Most of these tragedies come from people exceeding their limits.

1. No foreign calls centres. 2. The ability to downgrade any utility or service online without discussing it over a telephone to be made compulsory. 3. Taxis, and lots of them! 4. Compulsory national service for Forest, Coventry and Leeds supporters. 4. Amendment 1. Spurs fans to be exiled to St Helena within two months, whereafter any found on British soil will be shot (including St Helena). 4. Amendment 2. Amnesty for Notts County and Watford fans (to secure the @spacemunky and @Super_horns vote. 6. More taxis. 7. Cucumber, watermelon and celery to be taxed at 30% to help smug salad lovers to pay for treatment of the obese. 8. 10 pt deduction to all EPL teams except LCFC during the season 2024-25 (Points deduction may be revisited if it becomes apparent later that this is not enough). 9. Tax on alcohol to be tweaked. Drinkers of Carling, Fosters, Bells to pay more in an attempt to educate the British palette. 10. More money for UK nurses, so that they can... Well, just so they can. 11. Renationalisation of Royal Mail with less emphasis on people getting their Chinese tat the next working day and more on receiving hospital appointments on time. 12. A team of elite scientists to research what exactly a sphinx does, especially a Czech one, so as to understand why someone might be given such an epithet. 13. Unlucky for some. The national lottery will be merged with national service. You get the idea. 14. Special anti-solar panels to be fitted to people's homes, to cut all electricity on sunny days in an attempt to get people outside during nice weather. Crack teams of enforcement officers will be formed to break up illegal COD and Fortnite parties during school holidays. 15. Grouse/Pheasant hunting (etc) to be completely banned and replaced with eScooter hunting, whereby any over the age of 18 on an eScooter is fair game. Only between the 1st of July, until the 30th June each year. 16. Trans rights. You will be able to drive whatever van you like. 17. "Trav Le Bleu gives milk to you!" They will sing in years to come, the antithesis to Margaret Thatcher the milk snatcher. Compulsory milk for all, including the lactose intolerant (my government will allow NO intolerance!) and especially vegans. Let's drink Britain's cattle dry! 18. Did I mention taxis? 19. It feels like there's less and less pubs around. To combat this no pub will be able to have both a lounge AND a bar. Each must be managed separately and have a different name, thus doubling all pubs in the UK at one swoop! 20. Teachers. Who cares? They get all summer off. Give them the rest of the year off and let the kids roam the streets to learn so REAL lessons about life. And there you have it. 20 sensible policies for sensible people! TAXI!

Imagine my disappointment when I visited wethink.report only to find there was absolutely no wet hinking at all.

To be honest, I can be an MP if I get enough votes

I'm hoping for a good draw path at work tomorrow.

Your jokes get worse.

Yup. Have to score goals from now on.

He was telegramming it in. Running down the wing stop looking for a pass stop put foot on ball stop stop stop

He was telegramming it in. Running down the wing stop looking for pass stop need to stop stop