Miquel The Work Geordie

Read this in a Texas accent

People are forgetting that The Right Manager Can Get A Player Out Of Soumare despite the fact the bloke moves like Han Solo after he comes out of Carbonite

Sheffield is so so unbelievably good, I love it.

Inverness are done man, will be amazed if that club exists as it is within two years. Car crash for a while.

The true fans

Lovely big wet sod in Friends of Ham

The running fox badge is nowhere near as nice as our current badge

Hope he's better than our last Argentinian !

This situation calls for a 3 litre bottle of Crumpton Oaks, the most impressive sized booze

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****ing hell man

My two year old just got Souttar 69 printed on his freshly released LCFC away shirt — how am I meant to look him in the eye and tell him his hero has let him down?

Tete is green?! You wanna get that checked out love !

I'd get married in this, ignore the haters — perhaps the best concept kit out there

I think they're really nice? Am I out of touch?

You can't use Cambiasso here He wasn't a cast off from some massive side having never made a breakthrough — the guy had won the Champions League and half a dozen league titles before he joined us

In the office on my fifth coffee after eleven pints last night. Rest in peace the cleaner, what I'm going to do later will be borderline barbaric

Again - all a joke man. Thanks for wasting your own time replying though!

It's a joke!

Sorry but this thread reaching x amount of pages and buzzing over him proves otherwise!

Do you not think it's possible that the club could drip feed journos what the baying public want to hear, by any chance?

Gary Taylor-Fletcher is probably my favourite ever footballer, I served him when I worked in pubs too and he's a bloody lovely bloke.

That's subjective (it's not) but it's the copy and pasting of the name Soulé that is the crux of the joke brother. You don't get a font that big without a bit of ctrl+v.

Everything about him irrationally annoys me but nothing more than that daft white strapping he has on his wrists / forearms that makes his gloves look comedically large on TV. + He's Welsh. Just the worst man imaginable for me