Miquel The Work Geordie

Hmm, I dunno. You look at the list of names being floated for the West Ham job and it does feel a little like we're shopping in different markets. I'm positive about van Nistelrooy but I don't think they've particularly "missed out."

Johan Derksen? Johan Berksen more like

When was the last time we had that much in the Premier League (or, as the yanks incorrectly say, premeeeeeeeeer league)

Not worried at all about him leaving in Jan. The club are dense but even they aren't daft enough to sell our best player midway through a season. They'll know there'll still be (if anything more) interest in the summer

Ryan Bennett famously a striker

He had a decent/good second half and did well not to pick up a second yellow. I don't think he and Ndidi work together, though.

So much better when the pundits aren't just looking to say something WHACKY or CONTROVERSIAL to be clipped up for Twitter

Still giving away far too many decent chances but **** me its refreshing to actually make some down the other end. Can't accuse anyone of not putting a shift in, El Khannouss looks the absolute boy. Even Daka, for all his clumsiness, put himself about and took his goal really really well. Kristiansen and Soumare both had really good second halves. No more slapped arse on the touchline either, lovely stuff

**** STEVE COOPER

EARLY IN THE MORNING PATSON DAKAS SCORING

Kristiensen been loving that ball this half

YOU ****ING MORON MIQUEL

Daka been great at being a mobile body up top and putting himself about but Christ he doesn't half do some naff shit

Facundo is shagged

That touch am on me kneeees

That's El Khannouss out forever then ain't it

Christ

GET ****ED MIQUEL

Just resigned to this not being a win now with that pubehead on

Lucky with that imo, Mads not convincing

Oh **** off Faes

Let them pitch a ****ing tent up and get the camping stove going on the edge of the box then boys, good idea

How hard is it to make the right ****ing pass lads I beg

Graham Potter sounds like cockney rhyming slang

Soumare is an absolute simpleton