General Smuts

Lloyd Kelly would be a decent left footed CB option.

Hahaha I have been yeah - been running about catching monsters with my lad. Pokemon fwends!!!

As ever - pick 5 celebrities and a bonus one under 40 years old. Terribly bad taste but does add an element of competition to the morbid obsession with celebrity death. I wish I was talented at anything else as much as I am at this. 1. Esther Rantzen 2. Noam Chomsky 3. Jonnie Irwin 4. Denis Law 5. Roberta Flack U40 - Amy Dowden (Strictly Dancer) And for the benefit of @StanSP here's your list for the next year: 1. Caren Marsh Doll 2. Eve Marie Saint 3. James Whale (Talksport) 4. Shannen Doherty 5. June Spencer (The Archers) U40 - 6ix9ine Good luck all.

Another banner year for my only real talent. The list stolen by @StanSP did ok as well tbf: 1. Jonnie Irwin 2. Mutulu Shakur (Tupac's step-dad) 3. Michael J Fox 4. June Spencer (The Archers) 5. George Alagiah Under 40 Bonus - 6ix9ine

Between my initial list that @StanSP stole where George Alagiah & Tupac's dad have perished - and my new list where Vialii & The Unabomber have gone. I might finally get 5 in one year. I really wish I had other transferable skills than this.

Steven Sessegnon released by Fulham. Castagne out the door and Ricky P potentially following means we may be in the market for a full back. Only 23 and well capped in the England youth teams.

Iwan Roberts released by Liverpool. Gerrimin!

So he’s not that shit then and this might now be our level?

Only prediction you’ve got right … 2/5. Looking for a clean sweep in 2023.

Is Joel Latibeaudiere any good? Is that our level now? I’m genuinely curious to know.

Is Tom Davies at Everton on a free worth a look? Same for Ainsley Maitland-Niles?

Once a Bear - always a Bear. Number 1 draft pick. And we don't need a QB - we're gonna get a song and dance for that pick.

If anyone pays any notice to the Top 100 leaderboard - you might spot a familiar name ... My disgusting pack luck continues this year, Mbappe, Benzema, Lewandowski, Salah, VVD, De Bruyne all first owned and in the squad. Some ridiculous Icons and the Mane purple card thingy as well as a light blue Messi. I just wish I was any good at the actual game and not just the SBC's and opening packs.

Oh FFS. I didn't realise how ill Vialli was, only that his cancer had returned. Gutted to read of his passing. That Italian influx at Chelsea in the 90s was brilliant and he was a huge part of it. RIP Gianluca.

Buffalo Bills Damar Hamilin collapsed during a game in the NFL yesterday, was administered CPR on the pitch and is in critical condition. Hope they are both ok.

@StanSPcan lick my 3 inch saveloy. Ignoring the below, and taking the morale high ground as the Hall Of Fame VIP of the Deathlist (TM) I will pick a new list. 1. James Whale (Talksport) 2. Ted Kaczynski 3. Caren Marsh Doll 4. Eve Marie Saint 5. Gianluca Vialli Under 40 Bonus - Normani

It's almost that time of year again and as has been the case the last few years - I'll get next to no chance to get on again before the new year. So as the Hall of Fame VIP of the Deathlist I'll abuse my self appointed lofty position to spunk my load early on my picks for 2023. 2 down again in 2022 so replacements to be made. 1. Jonnie Irwin 2. Mutulu Shakur (Tupac's step-dad) 3. Shannen Doherty 4. June Spencer (The Archers) 5. George Alagiah Under 40 Bonus - 6ix9ine And for anyone who is looking for any ideas for 2023, here's a quick list of those who nearly made the cut but mostly left of the list as other people had them last year. Mike Yarwood Marianne Faithfull Richard O'Sullivan Graham Thorpe Frank Field MP Caren Marsh Doll Eve Marie Saint Steve McMichael (Ex Bears player)

If Facey takes my crown we riot.

Now I can sleep at night.

SHOW ME THE JAPANESE WANK REPORT

I feel like I'm the Aaron Ramsey of FT. He scores celebs die. I post, celebs die. Horrible. RIP Olivia. Grease has been a staple at Christmas in my families house for years. I heard June Spencer's name in the news last week as well and panicked. Thankfully it's just that she's finally retired from The Archers and not anything more sinister.

Neil O'Brien the levelling up minister who resigned under BoJo has just tweeted 'Why should hard working taxpayers in my constituency have to pay for an academic to write about his experiences masturbating to Japanese porn'. As one of his constituents I demand to see the Japanese Wank Report. I will also be naming any future band I'm apart of 'The Japanese Wank Report'.

Presumably we have an option in his contract to extend it for another year and thus if he went to Watford it would be for a nominal fee. Potentially again based on appearances/promotion to the Prem. Great loan for him. Never understood the Hamza hate - pure commitment every game I've seen him play. He's a walking card machine but I love that. Not sure where that would leave us now in terms of home grown players in the 25?

Some of us are still addicted to CM0102 - SHAMELESS PLUG - twitch.tv/generalsmuts

The problem is that you're applying logic and thought into this. Get a pin and twat it at a random page of L'Equipe, cross fingers, hope.