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There is a "sliding-doors" type alternate reality where Riyad Mahrez did not run away screaming from his trial at St Mirren. In that other reality, he stayed, he got into the local Paisley cuisine and "pulled the ripcord" with weight gain from too many munchie boxes, causing him to develop knee problems and then he drifted down the pyramid of Scottish football. He's currently driving a taxi in Cumbernauld, full of resentment at what might have been. Without him, City weren't promoted, we didn't win the Premier and we got clobbered by the Football League for FFP and we are currently languishing in league one again, after Tim Sherwood fluffed up getting in the playoffs. Again. Shivers... glad I'm not in THAT reality. Mind you, at this image I found online.

Fanatical Frank's dream in The Fox fanzine years ago comes to mind. Won the lottery. Bought the club. Put himself on at Wembley. Fluffed a penalty.

I only suggested one film, but many of you are posting lists, so... Carry On Sergeant (1958) Carry On Nurse (1959) Carry On Teacher (1959) Carry On Constable (1960) Carry On Regardless (1961) Carry On Cruising (1962) Carry On Cabby (1963) Carry On Jack (1963) Carry On Spying (1964) Carry On Cleo (1964) Carry On Cowboy (1965) Carry On Screaming! (1966) Don't Lose Your Head (1966) Follow That Camel (1967) Carry On Doctor (1967) Carry On Up the Khyber (1968) Carry On Camping (1969) Carry On Again Doctor (1969) Carry On Up the Jungle (1970) Carry On Loving (1970) Carry On Henry (1971) Carry On at Your Convenience (1971) Carry On Matron (1972) Carry On Abroad (1972) Carry On Girls (1973) Carry On Dick (1974) Carry On Behind (1975) Carry On England (1976) That's Carry On! (1977) Carry On Emmannuelle (1978) Carry On Columbus (1992) Of those, the best are Khyber, Doctor, Cleo, Abroad and Camping.

Is his name Wannky Biscuit?

We might very well lose this now. Kack.

That was an amazing air shot by Wan Bisaka.

Great effort to get there. Terrible execution. Ah well.

Red?

I wasn't trying to slag Gray. I agree he's decent for the U21s and he's been involved in most of our good stuff this evening. I just think that if only he could convert chances (in the Prem as well as in this match) he'd be an "out of this world" good player, staring for City and maybe England. and not just "a prospect".

If Gray could finish some of these, he'd be some player.

Playing some lovely stuff.

Those looking for moving images might want to look up the Twitter feed of Planet Stream @S_PLNT

I'm 48 and one of them French lads looks older than me. Cheating frenchies.

United 93 is an utterly harrowing watch. Brilliant, but harrowing.