Vacamion

Dat tackle from Evans!

This stream is so clear and so hi def and so reliable. I think I'm dreaming this match.

Strong team. Adama is just like Schlupp. He gets in the danger zone brilliantly, then you spin the wheel about what happens next. We should be OK.

Craft Beer just means "That'll be another two pounds, please".

Usually an ale drinker and especially Stouts and Porters. To my shame today, whilst working in Belfast and not knowing my way around, I have sought out the nearest Wetherspoons, where I have ordered two pints of Carlsberg. There were two women spewing by the side of the pub as I came in, as well. Still, slightly better, than taking a bag of cans and a prepacked sandwich to my hotel room.

Was that Uche going down as if shot when Wright scored?

Enough of the bickering, already. To change the mood, here's a nice bromantic number being performed on Strictly Come Dancing:

Huzzah!

Sky currently on course for a "Super" Sunday of two nil-nils.

Don't quite know why but I would like to see Chelsea eviscerate West Ham today. I want the home crowd booing, fan protests, maybe another flag planting.

But if you run off with the thrilling young secretary, you end up in a bedsit, eating cold baked beans in your dressing gown, as you spend Christmas alone. Give me five seasons of 8th in the Premier. You’d have wrestled your granny for it before 2013.

Watching Sky’s extended highlights: Napple-eye Mendy

From those highlights, Wolves outplayed Man Utd at Old Trafford. We will be lucky to be on the same pitch as them in the week....

I'm not angry. I'm disappointed...