Tabou

Blame it on the Chinese, and retain your dignity/youth.

Cheeeeeky.

I quite enjoy the thrill of putting an arrogant, useless gobshite in his place. I've been before, and they refused to let me in as it "Has gone 6pm". Something to do with insurance purposes. "Listen to this" "What?" "The time sponsered by Accurist, will be 5.52pm" "Now let me in."

Don't worry Charlie's mum, I looked liek a girl when I was small. Perfectly manly now. On a serious note, Charlie deserves to win, as he is the cutest kid in the competition. You see, ann2? You see what I did there? Voted for the cute kid? Is that the rules?????

This office gets shut down on Monday. EVERYONE else has found a new job. She is 63, and is of the opinion that we should all try "really" hard to make it work. Get your head out of the sand love.

My facebook status currently reflects my ability to put my foot, well and truely, in it. I have just managed to piss off the old dear who works here, by suggesting that she should make herself useful and fetch teh sandwiches. It wasn't meant with malice. She has now left the office for a walk. Honestly, some people have NO sense of humour.

I shalln't refer you to the name sake thread. Ha.

£130 dissappeared out of my bank today. Regards, Michelle the work Geordie.

Does anybody know if the Carphone Warehouse on Welford Road is still open? Apparently that is also the Nokia repair contact point.

Being 'different' at school myself, and having to deal with the prejudices and comments of other children in the playground, all the way to high school etc, I feel very well placed to offer words of advice to any children who are different to the majority. Pretend it isn't happening, and that you are perfectly normal, even if you have been beaten with the ugly stick. Often in life, you will find that burying your head in the sand, being wrapped up in cotton wool and ignoring the facts of the real world will do you the world of good. Not.

She almost gave permission when I said I would get one for track days only, but she saw through me. I was always extremely lucky growing up, as my parents are very very very liberal. They never had a problem with any of my exploits, including attempting to windsurf accross the channel. Motorbikes are the exception!

I would. I would go so far to say that some of them are fugly. Not every kid in the world is cute. Kids really are like farts, everyone likes their own. Some children are very very weird looking. No doubt they are wonderful, loving children. Doesn't stop them being ugly. I would draw the line at bully a child for his/her looks, but the fact of the matter is that comments that were made were on an internet forum. Not in the playground. Ugly ducklings, and all that.

Motorbikes truely are brilliant. I had a KTM crosser for a couple of years, reserved for green laning and the like, but yearned for my 21st birthday, so I can do my full license, and get a bike that has more power than a hairdryer. Turned 21 in November, and has taken until now for my Mum to warm to the idea. "It's either a bike, or a tatoo of a vagina on my forehead." Currently researching the fees now...

DB11? So who is the cutest, Charlie or Anisha?

D'ya like popsiclesssss?

Some peoples' kids are fugly.

I was in at 6.10am. But actuallly working. I usually arrive at 8am. Lazy? Me? How verrrrry dare you. However, I do enjoy reading your posts in the morning. And then looking at the contrast between them and BlabyFoxs'.

You grind my gears. I always want to be the first to post in the morning. You get into work to sodding early!

I thin August 1st. He has a proper shag pad by all accounts, going up to see it on Saturday!

Niceeeee one. Spoke to Guy at the weekend who was surprised that he had passed!!!!

I congratulated you well before you posted this. Div. See the rather aptly named 'Congratulations' thread. It really grinds my gears when you congratulate somebody who fails to notice.

There is nothing gay about ginger.... It is part of my new healthy way of life. No tea and coffee. Healthy breakfasts. Not rubbish snacks. And VERY limited drinking.

I'm eating some kind of seeds and drinking lemon and ginger tea. I've decided to go all 'Pretentious -yuppie-tosser' with my snacks.

I just heard in the news "RAF Tornado crashes on hillside" This is what happens when you have a shit advertising slogan like,"you don't have to be a pilot to fly in the RAF" Well apparently you fooking should be .