Tabou

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Having limited access to foxestalk whilst at work in my new job. Hopefully this will be changing next week.

Or washing your tissues whilst still inside the black trousers. Both annoying.

Today I signed me up for a Dongle Internet thing. This means I am now back online, and back in the game. I hope you all missed me. Peace and Love, Ringo Tabou x

Penis trousers. Clown Makeup. Job's a good'un. Best thing to remember about public speaking is that your probably not the only one that is going to be speaking, so it doesn't matter. Also, even if you make a COMPLLEEEEETE tit of yourself, people will only remember for like, hours so no hassle. Plus, once you've finished, it's all done, and as silly as it sounds, people will only really notice you if you do make a div of yourself. So confident, clear speaking, and you will slip under the mickey-taking radar. Best of luck mate!

Tip of the day: Dropping your penis out of your zip when public speaking will give your audience something other than your presentation to concentrate on, easying yoru nerves, enabling you to deliver a confident and articulate pitch. Your Welcome.

Yes, likewise! You do live up to the hype! "Shall I call you James, Jim, Woolers?" "If you could refer to me as The Peoples Hero, that would be great." Haha.

Drinking copious amounts of alcohol on Friday, Saturday and Last night has done me the world of good. I then resigned from my job this morning. Just tying up a few loose ends at work before going home. I have to get the train home though....

Aren't you a teacher. Unless you look like her?

Save your monies for Satdee night. Yeh boi. May day today consists of waiting for a phone call with regards to salary for a job interview I went to yesterday. I was offered the job, but just need to renegotiate the package...

I have the most respect for teachers. In fact, Manus Bradley, if your reading, thank you for your help. I think this guy (Irish, stern, but bloody good) single handedly turn my education around.

I loved how you could not turn up, and a teacher would as why and you could blag your way out of any trouble.

Groby College is possibly the easiest college EVERRRR.

Some people need to get over themselves and move onnnnnnn.

Did anybody see Embarrasing Teen Bodies? Quallllityy. It's on all week at 9pm on Channel 4. Good if you like to squirm whilst people are being cut up/proded/poked/bare all.

Absolute gospel. There is even photographic evidence to prove it. Some middle aged old boy phoned BG to complain about their standards of staff, who then phoned the Dad, who went home from work (to wash it off) and he in turn booted his son out of the house for 3 days.

A friend of mine has an Austrian father. He drew a Swastika on his bald head with permanent marker for a laugh. On his own, not with any friends... His Dad didn't notice (Back of his head) and went to work the next day (As a British Gas Engineer) with it on his head alllll day, speaking in his thick thick Austrian Accent.

I have no Neices. I am now the proud owner of a Nephew. However he is only 3 weeks old, so it he doesn't do alot. Very cute though. And I never thought I would say that about a child. They all look shrivelled and 'orrible.

<_< I was born in 1987. So it's not that baddd. 21st November 1987. So that would make me 21 in 3 weeks and 2 days. Gifts can be posted to ... Groby, Leicester.

Grannnnndaaaddddd.

Are you sure your not 15?

Yes but in any picture I have seen of you, you barely look 25. So you have another decade yet. Haha. that made me chcukle.

I thought life began at 30? 30 isn't that old. One of my best friends is 32. THIRTY FIVE is when your old.

What is your age? Next is overpriced Tat.

I'm not one for cake. It's all about the John Lewis in Leicester at the moment. Which brings me onto, "What grinds my gears". Any shop that isn't John Lewis grinds my gears.