Tabou

I would never have put these words in the same sentence. Until I went into M&S recently. They have some mint stuff on the smart/smart Casual front.

I can relax safe in the knowledge that relevant forms of 'bling checking' are being conducted in a constructive manner.

I hope you pay the correct amount of Income tax and National insurance contributions from the profits of these items. I'm damned if I am subsidising your healthcare through my wages.

I envy your life. I like food. And trains.

Damn you sensible and helpful advice BUt your right . I have decided I want the job at Coca-Cola. That would look goooooooooood on my CV.

How many 14 year old girls does it take to change a lightbulb? What are you insinuating constable? It's a perfectly innocent reason why they were all in my bedroom.

We have 3 'chiefs' and only 3 'indians'. So not really. I have lined up 2 jobs in different industries, both of which I really want, I'm just in the process of negotiating salaries, but I need to stretch it out until the end of the month when I get paid and officially become self employed, hence, leaving with no notice period. I can start my new job and have a seemless transition, and no time without pay. It may well turn ugly though, because of the job I do, and how much it will leave them in the proverbial if I leave with no notice. It isn't? **Rips suit off to reveal skin tight boob tube and leather thong.**

Will I get any sort of weapon? That is what you do, isn't it? Oh. Cisorno is spot on, they have simply decided to get rid of me, but if the can fire me (which they cant...yet) or try to bully me out, then they will not have to pay me my pipelined commisions and redundancy pay. The thing that annoys me most, is if they were upfront and honest about it, I would leave on good terms. As it happens, I may well end up adding Grevious Bodily Harm to my criminal record.

It is, but I am still in negotiations with 2 places...salaries and stuff. I need to make sure I get myself sorted before I jack this wank job in. But when I do...it is going to be THE BEST DAY EVER.

In the space of ONE month... 1) I have had my basically salary dropped by £1000. 2) I have had my basic salary dropped by £3000 3) I have had my basic salary taken away completely. 4) I have been accused of gross misconduct, and lost my job. After I provided hard evidence that I did NOT do what I was accused of doing (Something I genuinely hadn't done!) I was given my job 'back'. 5) I have been accused of not returning client phone calls (despite having done so). 6) Apparently, I do not make enough phone calls 7) I don't do enough admin. The company I work for are a bunch of tossers (Making 3 staff redundant in July, then taking delivery of his Bentley Continental GT...) They have absolutely no idea of how to see themselves through these turbulent times, and think that by giving staff a roasting ona weekley basis, they somehow will be motivated to write masses amounts of business from freshair. Tossers.

CRAP. My boss is a cucking funt. I have rarely been this angry. I need to wrap up this new job asap and then I can leave. It is going to take a monumental effort on my behalf now to land one on him when I do leave.

I head something about you and a Snake? Trouser snamke or something. I dunno

The same rule applies to explaining sexual positions to your beloved.

It's not you who lives near the bottom of my garden who steals my waste food from my bins?

Do you live near me? Because my neighbours' b*stard mutt was howling until gone midnight.

Oh yes.

I suffered a mild stroke recently. Luckily, there doesn't seem to be any brian domidge.

Ahh.

If you don't mind me asking....why? I presume for some sort of asthma ?

Good man. Steven Fry - Moab is my washpot. Proper good.

Haha. Sleep is under rated! So is reading a book. I haven't done this for months.

It is because I have stopped drinking. It's easier to sleep.

I have had a *ank day. Had 8 hours sleep last night aswell, but still feel knackered.

Better.

Oh I think we all know that. There is a time and place for sexual harrasment, and that place is certainly not FT!