Tabou

Why would you not leave the door open in a free house?

Having the Chairman sitting with each member of staff for 30 mins, asking question after question trying to trick us out, is realllly grinding my gears. SOD OFF!

I was walking around Knightsbridge yesterday and I saw Didier Drogba coming out of Harrods. Although I can't fooking stand the bloke, I thought here's a good opportunity to make a few quid on eBay. So I ran up to him and asked him for his autograph and he was kind enough to oblige. I never realised his real name was Venus Williams.

Is that with Kiefer Sutherland? If so, qualliiiiityyyyy.

Not using the clutch properly. Oh, and having to pay £160 for a new tyre, after it was curbed (Not by me...)!

Have now finalised new job, and am now in that very special place that only happens once every few years....Being in a job that you're leaving, but before anyone knows. I celebrated this freedom by getting absolutely wasted yesterday afternoon. I am now immensley hungover. And at work.

Well, I've pretty much clarified now. I wanted to know how long after leaving my last job in FS could I leave it before my 'Competent Advisor Status' elapses. Verbally accepted offer subject to seeing a contract Hello more money, short hours, flexitime, and a fancy pants 21st century working environment!

I'm currently in negotiation for a new job. Currently salary negotiation stage. However, I am in employment at the moment but this would be a move back to financial services. I reallly really want the job, but only for the right money. Today could end very very well and with me rather drunk Edit:- Anybody here in Financial Services? Wanted to ask a question (since i've been out of the industry for 9 months!)

Anybody see the resemblence between Nick Griffin of the BNP and John Barrowman, only slighlty fatter.....

Day started well. My colleague went to the LCFC awards last night and I got me some autographage.

Homosexual can't give blood because it increases the risk of catchin 'Gay', not Aids. Also, if you have ever shared a towel with another man who isn't your father, that can lead to Gay. Or is you have ever drunk Rose wine.

It is if you're already left handed Jake...

The first line in your post is terribly misleading.

My day is going well. Got my MD down for the day, he bought breakfast and is talking of buying drinks afterwork. If only I could find a way of going for drinks with his credit cards, as opposed to ACTUALLY with HIM, then I would be really happy.

Masturbation and Whiskey.

Have a fag.

Filthy mare.

Errr...then how would we look cooler and rougher than Mr Joe Average? Hmm? Care to venture a guess?

I have been cigarette free (again) since New Years Eve. The secret? Drink. Alot. Until you feel no pain.

Not bad, crossed my mind but I've decided to go along the lines of "cheeky-sexual-innuendo-type-cocktail-name", Screaming Orgasm...etc... I give you.... THE FELCH.

Discovering, and then coming up with a name for my newly invented alcoholic beverage consisting of whisky and lilt. Now, to come up with a name.....

*Bristol Accent* You're such a bitchhhh. It is imperative that you employ the accent.

Aww thanks Corkster. You are more than welcome to do things with my plums. Unless your a minger. Like Smutts.

Strike up a convo with Teeno. He loves all that.