Arkie Bennett

Penalty to France. But first the hydration break.

They can't afford Lineker any more.

That's that, then.

I couldn't give a fuch about Danny Murphy's cat.

Top finish. Senegal deserving this.

Dive. Kane straightened his legs to manufacture contact.

Just back from the gig. The sound was muddy and the levels were all over the place. Elvis's voice was bad. The full band songs masked his vocals, but the acoustic section exposed his deficiencies. He was often well off pitch. He redeemed himself with some rousing favourites as a finale, but generally it was disappointing and saddening. The support was Squeeze's Chris Difford, who was brilliant and a real treat.

Elvis Costello and the Imposters at Birmingham Symphony Hall on Saturday. Hoping he revives the Spectacular Spinning Songbook.

Or every time he wants a covert massage.

Betting scam on the number of red cards.

If that was violent conduct we will see a plethora of red cards in this competition.

Only one tenor, blimming cutbacks!

Didn't Spitting Image portray David Sullivan as a slug?

The bar is incredibly low. He's the best player on the team at making himself look good.

Greedy six club picking off the best young players rather than developing talent. Won't be long before they're singing "he's one of our own".