Arkie Bennett

Greedy six club picking off the best young players rather than developing talent. Won't be long before they're singing "he's one of our own".

Sideways and backwards...

When I heard they were selling bar blades I was going to buy one for those dodgy nights around St Martins, but I wouldn't stand much chance with the bottle opener it turned out to be.

Jarrod Bowen saying next season is all about getting West Ham back into the PL. Meanwhile his agent is on the phone to PL clubs.

Sky giving it all this "can't be allowed to happen again" bollox about Spurs. They are desperate to protect the big six.

Arsenal champions by 7 points. Not 10 though.

Spurs have cemented their rightful place in the big six.

Spawny gets.

Hull fans just need to invade the pitch now to end the match.

A shoutout for how bad it was.

Totally agree. Southampton's faux outrage at the punishment is beyond belief. They stood to gain £200M through cheating.

Don't they know who he is?

Perhaps they can allow Hull to spy on Middlesbrough to even things out a bit.

Inexplicably lenient decision to not red card Havertz.

So favoured clubs will be able to breach the financial rules with impunity.