Arkie Bennett

Penalty to France. But first the hydration break.

They can't afford Lineker any more.

That's that, then.

I couldn't give a fuch about Danny Murphy's cat.

Top finish. Senegal deserving this.

Dive. Kane straightened his legs to manufacture contact.

Just back from the gig. The sound was muddy and the levels were all over the place. Elvis's voice was bad. The full band songs masked his vocals, but the acoustic section exposed his deficiencies. He was often well off pitch. He redeemed himself with some rousing favourites as a finale, but generally it was disappointing and saddening. The support was Squeeze's Chris Difford, who was brilliant and a real treat.

Elvis Costello and the Imposters at Birmingham Symphony Hall on Saturday. Hoping he revives the Spectacular Spinning Songbook.

Or every time he wants a covert massage.

Betting scam on the number of red cards.

If that was violent conduct we will see a plethora of red cards in this competition.

Only one tenor, blimming cutbacks!

Didn't Spitting Image portray David Sullivan as a slug?

The bar is incredibly low. He's the best player on the team at making himself look good.

Greedy six club picking off the best young players rather than developing talent. Won't be long before they're singing "he's one of our own".

Sideways and backwards...

When I heard they were selling bar blades I was going to buy one for those dodgy nights around St Martins, but I wouldn't stand much chance with the bottle opener it turned out to be.

Jarrod Bowen saying next season is all about getting West Ham back into the PL. Meanwhile his agent is on the phone to PL clubs.

Sky giving it all this "can't be allowed to happen again" bollox about Spurs. They are desperate to protect the big six.

Arsenal champions by 7 points. Not 10 though.

Spurs have cemented their rightful place in the big six.

Spawny gets.

Hull fans just need to invade the pitch now to end the match.

A shoutout for how bad it was.

Totally agree. Southampton's faux outrage at the punishment is beyond belief. They stood to gain £200M through cheating.