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Saw an excellent tweet about this once... "You sound like a glaswegen complaining about his toilet getting theived"

To be fair his comedic timing for a non comedian is something else

I think Rehan will do a lot of shuffling round, depending on how we start games with the bat. Also not sure if it's just me but there's massive gaps under all of your posts, not sure why, thought i'd mention it though

Cracking article that. Selling Cannon to Preston (lazy rumour because he played their on loan) to replace their top scorer who... plays for another team. Top work all round, even better that some of you accepted the Sammy Szmodics bit

I've watched this an unhealthy amount of times

point well made. Was really looking at just goals. Whenever I’ve watched West Ham they just seem well organised and great on the break. Their biggest issue seems to be never finding a good number 9 and not finding anyone remotely close to replacing Rice this season

Is Moyes “style of play” really that bad? They’ve scored more goals than “free flowing” Brighton this season… and Man Utd. Only scored 2 less than us the season they finished ahead of us as well (21-22)

Moyes being on the market will make a few managers twitchy im sure. 1/8 says he’s on ITV’s EURO24 coverage

Always seem to have a steady stream of cash too with their owners.

Can see QPR doing well. Sheff Weds still have the same owner, a summer of his shenanigans will soon see that fall apart again! I actually think Rohl will be taken by another team before the season starts to be honest.

Oh good. It’s “I’m in the know and I’m going to give people a crumb and then laugh at them when they make an obvious assumption” season…

The Alistair Campbell of modern football challenges 😘

Absolute scandal might delete the weather app.

@Finnegan… one of Myanmars biggest sponsors… this one will be… sweaty for you…

That sponsor will either have to be white out or have a box round it… hope it’s white out!! They have a white version on their website

The title winning squad Vs an Eden Hazard select XI would be charity gold! Horrific it hasn’t happened yet. Would be the easiest win for the club from a PR point of view. It would sell out in minutes, they could sell tickets to watch it online… Frustrates me every year, but we have no one creative at our club so it probably won’t happen.

Ahhh the 3rd kit. Inspired by John Rudkins PSR accounts bonfire!

Nope it's also just happened with two players i've signed on deadline day and I need to register them

Having a rather odd glitch, just started with Palace, Rak Sakyi i'm wanting to give a chance in the first team. So i've added him into the first team, but he's not showing on any screen, tactics, registration, selection screen, nowhere at all. Searched him and he's definitely showing as being in the first team. So I dropped him back to the U21's and he shows in there! Any ideas??

Be very interesting to see who a replacement might be. I think Wasserman/Top put Oscar Garcia into OHL to prove himself and that's backfired dramatically!

I imagine Brighton will spend the money they've kept hold of this season. Also wouldn't be surprised to see Potter back there

Repeating many others but Sevilla and Leeds in League 1

I'd have liked someone to shit for me today after last nights curry and beers

If I was worth 3 billion i'd be taking my bodyguard with me for a shit...

Looking at the Weather it'll be amazing if we don't have our first full result of the season against Middlesex. Hopefully take our good start down to Lords, although it's a completely different beast being on top form there.