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He's either sold the Jet or been in Singapore on his jollies for nearly three weeks. Was flown to a gulfstream sales/maintenance airport, that would mean all flashy assets now sold in the space of a year.

Not to mention Adi made Rob Edwards look good and now Boro are in a play off final tomorrow.

If he isn't captain on the "All stars" then what even is the point? He's been doing charity matches for a while now too.

Tell you what it's quite the leaving speech “When I arrived, my first interview was with Noel Gallagher. I walked out thinking, ‘Okay… Noel is here? This will be fun,’” Guardiola said. “And what a time we have had together. Don’t ask me the reasons I’m leaving. There is no reason, but deep inside, I know it’s my time. Nothing is eternal, if it was, I would be here. Eternal will be the feeling, the people, the memories, the love I have for my Manchester City. “This is a city built from work. From graft. You see it in the colour of the bricks. From people who clocked in early, stayed late. The factories. The Pankhursts. The unions. The music. Simply the Industrial Revolution and how this changed the world. And I think I grew to understand that, and my teams did too. “We worked. We suffered. We fought. And we did things our own way. Our way. “Hard work comes in many forms. Trips to Bournemouth, when we lost the Premier League, and you were there. Trips to Istanbul, when you were there, too. “Remember, the Manchester Arena attack, when this city showed the world what strength actually looks like? Not anger. Not fear. Just love. Community. Togetherness. A city united. “Remember, losing my mum during COVID and feeling this club carry me through it. The fans, the staff, the people of Manchester, you gave me strength when I needed it most. Cris, my kids, my whole family, you were there as always. Khaldoon, you were there too. “Players don’t forget - every single instant, moment, me, my staff, this club, everything. What we have done, we have done it for all of you. And you have been just exceptional. You don’t know it yet, but you are leaving a legacy. “So as my time comes to an end, be happy. Oasis are back again. “Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for trusting me. “Thank you for pushing me. “Thank you for loving me. “Tony Walsh said in his unforgettable poem this is the place. I’m sorry, Tony: this is my place. “Noel…I was right. “It has been so f****** fun. “Love you all.”

Shame for Maguire, he’s had an excellent season and he always offers that something extra from set pieces or line breaking passes against a low block.

Shit did I miss her birthday!

Shhhh the all star XI is supposed to be a secret!!!

Wrong thread! Please refer to anniversary match thread immediately.

For those of us old enough to remember yesterdays Foxestalk heritage

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I can't see Lommel losing that second leg. Dender are ****ing awful and Lommel are in incredible form. You'd imagine they'd both want to stick around for a crack at a league where anyone can qualify for Europe. Although LJ has been doing PR on wanting to be back in england for a while now.

What a "not everyone should be sold podcast mic's" world we live in, I've just stumbled on a clip of Ben Marshall describing in great detail Jamie's massive veiny cock

Probably know more with regards to Johnson/Neilson this weekend. Lommel are in serious form and lead in their promotion/relegation play off against the top division side. Second leg is Saturday.

Apologies @Finnegan turns out they’ve made Chelsea look good

And got completely battered in the Boro game

Probably give Oxford 3pts and some match royalties or something as it won’t make a difference to the league.

Just a point on Tonda Eckert. He’s cost his employer a potential fortune, surely he gets sacked sharpish?

Just on Twitter waiting for le tissier to blame 5G….

Boro made a statement pretty soon after the semi saying the players will stay and train as normal until decision is made.

To be fair they went from looking like they’ve never seen a football to being the best team in the league so….

I think the only way they’ll have come to this decision is because it’s been found to have been happening all season.