jimmer

I just knew this topic would be back to the top after seeing that on the os

Saw these guys the other day in Brum, bloody awesome band, check them out \m/

A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, "Perfect timing. You're just like Brian" Passenger: "Who?" Cabbie: "Brian . He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happen like that to Brian , every single time." Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody." Cabbie: "Not Brian . He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy." Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special." Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Brian , he could do everything right." Passenger: "Wow. Some guy then." Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Brian, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Brian ..." Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?" Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Brian. He died. I'm married to his F****ing' widow."

Asked whether Tesco product labelling is pure bull, a company spokesman said: "Neigh!"

WTF did I just watch???

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Need to delete the Http:// thats already in the box when posting links Jon Here you go....

^^

Ha ha, quality!

Future Memories - Klaxons

Shed Seven - Casino Girl

Nirvana - Drain you

Speak To Me/Breathe - Pink Floyd

Long Tall Sally - Little Richard!

Skunk Anansie - Weak

System of a down - Chop Suey

Ha ha....if only I was posh enough to afford Sky. Only on freesat and Scuzz has just been taken away from me. I'm completely without my beloved rock now, just got cheese cheese and more cheese

You're a star.....spot on! Biffy Clyro - That Golden Rule Its prob been out for ages!

Hey all, wondering if you could help with track I heard/saw on scuzz recently, been on radio one a bit aswel. they are a rock band and shoot there vid in a large old style white house with 4 large white pillars at front (white house esq). at the end of the track they use violins and use a graphic equiliser on the pillars...... been doing my nut in on this one, cant seem to find the artist or name of the track anywhere! cheers in advance

Placebo - Battle for the sun

Prefer season to year actually, its a double barrelled word to rhyme with prom prom prom!

That had crossed my mind! Its very frustrating! This one did seem to coincide with the firefox update i think. Just got a feeling somethings not quite right in the settings, but then can't see why they would change........