The Doctor

cleared onto Dakas knee. Little concerned he was limping afterwards, collided with the camera. Can't be doing with Grandpa Ayew against these

Okoli you clown

very concerned that we seem to be bunkering down when we provably cannot manage that. Our defence makes the Titanic look leak proof after all.

that came out of nothing. Now, pure terrorism ball for a clean sheet please Gary

just ****ing shoot!

we're a ****ing bombscare at the back again

mavididi having another stinker, always second to it

will say their little film trailer club history prematch is more cringe than our clapping the trophy reel

listening to radio tees on the way to ground, pundits saying they can't attack crosses to save their lives. So, lump on 5th minute header for them after Okoli jumps under the ball

Not the whole Osama Bren Laden personality?

genuinely a living office skit:

we tried to, but again - can't play effective counters when teams don't commit as much against you. Ranieri tried to do a like for like replacement between Kante and Amartey as a mobile player who liked a tackle. That this is like replacing a Bugatti with a reliant robin because "they're both cars" is what did for him.

how did we do the following season where more teams camped in against us? your answer is in there - can't break against low blocks

that's a dive from Gabriel. Is there contact, yes, but nowhere near enough to make him go down

over a decade as a professional referee and I'm convinced he's still never had an even average performance. Can't even point in the direction of favouring a particular team, he's just got a remarkable ability to get whatever he looks at wrong.

lack of organisation and the most mentally weak team in the world, always expecting to concede, is the problem. Do we still have any sort of sports psychologist on staff?

how did Aribo or Thomas not score then?

bunch of chokers.

A manager who can get a team to come out in a second half, what a novelty. Give him a 10 year contract

eyy, being rescued by children. Senior pros should be embarassed but won't be

Begovic surely has to come and claim that. Genuinely no better than Stolarcyk

pathetic still.

can't wait to remember why Thomas was playing above Kristensen

impossible, my mirror is up a flight of stairs, too much exertion for him.

premier league have literally charged Man City. It's not in their remit now to decide the punishment, that's done by an independent comission.