The Doctor

it's him or Ayew, and Daka is infinitely better than Ayew on account of him not spending half his game having a lie down and the other half marking our wingers.

not really? more, if you break the rules to an absolutely massive degree, it takes longer to rule on. Man city have over 115 charges covering 13 seasons, while a panel has heard the charges and the defence, pouring over the thousands of pieces of evidence to cover those will take a lot of time, particularly given there's legal considerations around the CAS dismissal of the punishment handed down by UEFA (as many of the charges will relate, and it's about how the UEFA vs Pl rules differ as to whether they can still be in breach under Pl rules)

Maddison was reported at 20m

Soumare sighing in relief while tucking in to his Tuesday carvery after hearing that.

if he can stay fit this is an incredible signing, but he's played like 60 minutes in 2 years

sorry, we're misspelling Ahmed Musa before using Franck Moussa?

out of contract at Southampton in the summer, this will be a whelming 5 months, before Rudkin gives him an 80k per week, 3 year contract in July

it's the obvious inference from the fact that we only seem to sign from one or two agencies. There's clearly no proactive recruitment happening

you do know most clubs don't just wait for agents to come and say "my client is available"

we are 9 points off with 16 to play, that will go to something like 15-18 off with the expected points deduction. Enzo is good but making up a point a game on teams leaves basically no room for error at all this season. playoffs are gone as a prospect

I don't think anyone doubts the club would be desperate enough to go back to the last man that had things working, but surely no-one believes he'd consider us when he's basically being primed as Peps successor in the summer

yes, but it's like asking if I'd consider going on a date with Margot Robbie - whether I'd be up for it isn't the deciding factor here. He's not coming back, given his demands for us to be a professional club behind the scenes would mean that Aiyawatts only mate would lose his job

he'd have the same role as Musk does in them, begging to be invited to parties.

Rudkin trying to persuade Enzo to come back

he'd kill Rudkin, and that's enough for me to pray he says yes. But in reality he'll be asking his agent to unplug the fax machine so we can't contact him again

up until the injury he was a perfectly reasonable keeper and plenty good enough for this level, but either he's not recovered properly, his confidence is shot or something else, but he's woefully out of form and needs taking out of the firing line.

start fining him a week's wages for every time he goes over and doesn't win a free kick. I want him bankrupt by the end of the season

Ayews average rating nearly 4? someone's got to be taking the piss

I mean, he's crap. That's a damning indictment of the state of this club, not an endorsement of his ability

genuinely think they're the worst owners in England now, and I restrict that to England just because I don't know much about Welsh football

he's not gonna sack the only man in the world who actually can stand him

Aiyawatt ****ed off

counter and Ricardo has gone further forward than that **** wearing 9. thank **** Ayews off

we're already down to 9 with Ayew on the pitch. Can't say Page has shown up much this half either

you retire it or you reserve it for kids to aspire to. It should not have been given to anyone this season, but to someone like Hutchinson in 3 years time once he'd proved himself. definitely shouldn't have gone to the most selfish man in the division