The Doctor

clear handball

just knock it to Okoli and let him smash it there, worst that can happen is the scoreboard breaks for a third time

why can we only play at one pace, and why is that pace akin to Glacial drift?

Abdul with the worst throw I've ever seen. so bad the ref doesn't think it was one

worse than awful. No shape or plan. Get him sacked tonight, let King take the weekend and get someone in over the internationals

should train him. Wethers Original every time he helps an attack, get some operant conditioning done

never a foul that. Clown behaviour from another ref

How'd Thomas get away with that

Stolar off injured gone down again and signalling

what is the point of Ayew?

he can run but you're always slower with the ball than without, and there's no-one up in support of him anyway

not with the squad we have. Taking a risk and trying to not hire known crap like Dyche wasn't a mistake

just Okoli at rb

problem is that we don't have much that isn't underperforming/liabilities as far as players go unless we play huge amounts of the academy

if okolis at right back this is gonna at least be funny.

Skipp At least Nelson finally gets a go and maybe we're going 3-5-2? please just not a CB at right back

Dyche can't adapt for shit, no. That's been his downfall everywhere. He's Burnleys Pearson, everywhere else he's been limp af

we would. I've already explained why, he couldn't do anything with this squad and we don't have the money to rebuild the squad to suit his style of play.

because he'd be a stupid appointment. like it or not, we've built a squad for possession football. That doesn't have to mean the sterile half back, passes to centre, out to wing, back to centre, centre holds it, holds it, holds it, that we play, there's incisive possession football designed to carve teams apart with quick passing. Our coaching can't manage the latter so we're at the former, but if you've built a squad for possession then it's easier to go former to latter than to retool to a wing play system like Dyche prefers

hes made at least 3 mistakes leading to goals I can think of straight off the top this season, and his one tempo way of playing is why we've got the worst striker record in the country, creating absolutely nothing for them. The bean pole is a ****ing myth, living off a decent half season under Enzo

Skipp was the worst in terms of recruitment plan. Faes, Souttar, Kristensen, Okoli, even Vestegaard and Ayew, they represented us identifying a weakness and just... not really buying right to fill it. Daka and Soumare were the types of signing we should have been making, fees aside, identifying young players from european leagues and looking to bring them in, bad as they've been. Golding was a PSR fiddle to get Chelsea to take KDH.

if one bad 45 minutes is enough to get you banished to the phantom zone then how the **** do we have any players left in this squad?

loathe to criticise when our style of play is designed to make strikers look shit but he's pretty crap isn't he?

no he isn't. both are shit, Soumare can manage 5 minutes once every 10 games where he looks like a professional footballer. Skipp can't

Choudhury is not a wingback come off it.