Dan

Mine's as good as over. No idea how long Spain v Chile has left but don't see Spain winning, Italy & France both losing too, unbelievable. Spain are a nailed on 2-2.

That is pitiful

All four of mine that have kicked off are coming in so far. You never know but Luxembourg, can anyone name a single player of theirs? I certainly can't. Anything other than a NI victory would be a joke on their behalf.

I'm done

Against Swindon?! So this was almost two years ago too? I'm amazed you admit half of this

If Russia don't win I'm tempted to stick another accy on with the later games after work although someone will inevitably go and fvck that too. Come on Russia you cvntovs.

It's gonna be over before I've even finished work

Luxembourg v Northern Ireland Wales v Serbia Nigeria v Burkina Faso Lithuania v Liechtenstein Kazakhstan v Sweden Spain v Chile Andorra v Holland Hungary v Estonia South Africa v Zimbabwe Faroe Islands v Germany Italy v Czech Republic San Marino v Poland Belarus v France £2 returns £129.24 Wonder which of the four earlies (Russia, Sweden, Nigeria, Lithuania) will fvck it over as per Russia 0-0 after half hour last time I checked. Couldn't find the Nigeria score anywhere.

Today's been ridiculous. Started the third of my six placements on my apprenticeship and today's been so quiet it's unreal, I've literally spent most of the day reading this site ffs Doesn't help that there are problems with my computer, though.

I've just spat a drink out at work

I've thought of an extended version of the Human League Vardy song... You were wearing number thirty three for Fleetwood Town, when we saw you, The first player from non-league for a million pounds, to play in blue, Oh, Jamie Vardy I know you had it hard first year but it was quite a step up Oh, Jamie Vardy I know you had a big price tag but we all thought you'd messed up We thought you'd had your time But then you changed our minds Now Derby & Forest better watch out or THEY'LL BE SORRY JAMIE JAMIE VARDY JAMIE VARDY, OOOOOOOOOOOOH Some lines could do with work but there

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XS8PL4nZXNo Na na na na na na..... Blue & white armyyyyy.... (replace that with anything better than has five syllables)

Tedders is fvcking good at this.

I wasn't massively keen on that one when it was suggested but I changed my mind when I heard it Hope it catches on in future.

Completely forgot about that. Bet it skews it for Buffon too. Maldini & Zanetti spring to mind.

Is Del Piero ahead of him?

So come on girls and boys Make some fvcking noise For the bluuue and whites For the bluuue and whites... To be honest I'm not a fan at all of nicking songs but it just came into my head. Catchiest song for a while

Honestly don't think Ozil is worth nearly that. He's a good player but no better than Cazorla IMO.

Course they can - what they did last year was a phenomenal achievement. Celebrating making the 'Champions' League after winning a piss poor SPL before overturning Cliftonville & Shakhter Karagandy is not a massive achievement in any way. The manner of it was dramatic, but to even lose 2-0 to a team from Kazakhstan is an embarrassment, making it hard for yourself against a side I'd fancy Leicester against.

Fancy them to draw Barca again and get slapped silly.

How fvcking embarrassing are Celtic If Neil Lennon sees beating Shakhter Karagandy over two legs as his 'biggest achievement' then I despair. I'd fancy even Leicester against those lot. Acting like they'd won the whole thing. Laughable.

Zombie Nation was sung a few times last night.

All over this. Superb shout.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSi4HE0OBcA V. A. R. DY. We sung that on Saturday. That'll catch on without a doubt.