Facecloth

Was this a spontaneous combustion, or did you leave them by a fire?

It's wrong but hilarious.

Same in Thurmaston

That Halifax radio station advert, the one with "Gold" by Spandeau Ballet playing in it. Who on earth thought that would make people want to use the bank?

Getting older grinds my gears.

Beware of this latest scam !!! This is serious. Please BEWARE! Over the last month I became a victim of a professional scam while out shopping Simply dropping into Morrisons for a bit of shopping has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start cleaning your windscreen. It's impossible not to look especially with all the rain we have been having. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say 'No' and instead ask you for a lift to another store, in my case, Tesco on the other side of town. You agree and they get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing. Then, when you pull over to remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet! I had my wallet stolen October 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th 29th. Also November 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th, 30th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this coming weekend, so Be Warned! P.S. Aldi have wallets on sale for £1.99 each

Haha cheers no chance now though, it's over......I'm devastated to be honest.

Yeah probably seems that way, but the search for this clock has seemed epic at times. Unhelpful or blatently lazy pig ignorant shop staff is what is grinding my gears more than anything else.

Next. Been trying to get a clock from there for about a month. It's been discontinued (although they didn't tell me that just let me think they'd get more in had to call the main Directory to find that out) and the only one in any shop within a reasonable distance from Leicester (including Meadowhall) is on display in the Highcross, and which they are point blank refusing to sell to me. Why? You're getting no more in, you're never going to sell this clock again, why keep it on display. Why not just sell it to me? I'm not even asking for a discount. Bastards!

I don't understand people who go the gym and do that. Why? You're just about to go in and do an hour/hour and a half/two hour or whatever work out, why is a small walk across a car park such a sodding issue to you? I'm like you, park at the as far away as possible. The people who insist on parking near the ebtrance are usually shite at parking and you're likely to end up with a scratch or dent in your car.

I'm predicting today is gonna be shite. My boss is a Liverpool fan!

Marks and Spencers new advert says it wouldn't be Christmas without M&S. They're right to. It'd be Chrita.

Always loved Henry, probably my favourite player of all time. The Man Utd goal was sublime, but he's scored some beauties down the years. Looking for these reminded me of another great Arsenal goal And this Di Canio one for some reason.

I feel bad for laugh, but I can't help it!

When I watched this on MOTD with my mate, he blurted out "That was sexual!" Wouldn't go that far but it's a brilliant goal. Love Fullers bit of skill to get round the defender.

They say money is the root of all evil. Bollocks. No money is the root of all evil!

Thought it was about time we had on here from the man himself.

Happened to me the other week in Oakham outside a girl I was seeings house. No note, nothing, and I didn't even get any action. Bad night all round!

Truely is the beautiful game!

How random is that goal! You can see he intends to send it towards the goal though, probably not quite so well directed but he tries to score.

Worst commentator ever, but the goals still good.

Some great goals from left backs