Facecloth

Being a good samaritan resulting in me getting bitten by the neighbours dog.

Christine Bleakley - ex One Show host Alex Jones - new One Show host

Are you mental?

Tottenham Hotspur have banned the vuvuzela in favour of the jewjewzela. It's the same as the vuvuzela but with the tip cut off.

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Thought Muller had three assists and five goals as well?

I had Muller and Iniesta to both score first for there teams in a double. Why couldn't Iniesta have done that in normal time, I would have been £770 richer!

I know. We've had one in one of the rooms at work, I swear it's not landed for 2 weeks. It's doing my head in.

What has eight arms, no spine and makes wild predictions about football matches without having a clue? The Match of the Day panel.

This

You need to register yourself on the telephone preference service by the sounds of things.

Princess Fiona from Shrek Kim Clijsters

So if you did a 60 hour working week, and someone else did the same job and did a 20 hour working week, you'd be happy to pick up the same wage packet? Surely your going to feel either they are getting overpaid or your getting short changed, whether your the same gender or not. Anyway, I know this is probably controversial, but not only do the men play more games, I dare say they attract more interest. A lot of people won't have given a toss about todays game but people will be making plans to make sure they see tomorrows.

In getting just to the quarter final stage without dropping a set Murray spent more hours on court (11 I think) than Serena spent winning the whole Championship with out dropping a set. So Murray with more court time would still have needed to win three more best of 5 set matches to win the Championship and get the same money as Serena. Disgrace is a very apt word.

Just won £50 on Tevez's goal. At least dodgy linesmen are doing me some good today.

6 hours is just the final set so far, which in itself is longer than any other match in history.

Think the only way this will finish is when one of them dies.

BBC online is the way forward. Watching Germany/Ghana on TV and the tennis online.

I have stuff to do and I want to get some dinner and watch the Group D games later as well, but I can't bring myself to stop watching until it's over.

Still going on. 33-33 in the 5th set.

I for one am shocked at Wayne Rooney's outburst after last night's game Who knew he could string a sentence together!

Had a bit of an impulse bet on Schiavone winning the French Open, and won £30.

Leaving my Foxes Talk logged in at work and finding out a day later that some **** had posted on the Election thread that I would be voting BNP!

They make this? I never knew! I'm off to Asda!

At least you didn't do this.