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Did the Paddy Power banker builder at the weekend, an accy without the work. Went for all 20 teams stuck a 10 down, with a return of £2700. As it stands if Inter win wednesday night, then Shrewsburys defeat to Darlington is the only one to let me down. fooking Shrewsbury! Darlington never beat anyone!

You couldn't make it up.

Thought it was "who the fook are Coventry"

Thats odd. I emailed them last night and got a reply at 8:40 this morning. I didn't think the ticket office even opened until 9.

Epic post.

Samir Nasri Michael McIntyre

Nah, can't really see that one, they look nothing alike.

100% agree. On the bus as well. Only passed my driving test last year, had been getting the bus to work for about 6 years. Used to really piss me off. What goes through a persons mind that thinks that is acceptable to do that, that the other people on the bus want to listen to their music for the duration of the journey. It's so fooking ignorant. Buy some sodding headphone you twats.

Maybe z-layrex does.

I think AOWW just pretty much summed it up, it called being socialable. These people are just trying to be nice, a concept clearly lost on you. As for you're previous post, Sex on Fire is a fecking great song. I imagine a lot of people previously not into that kind of music liked it and tried out something new because of it. It's a universally liked song. But of course how dare these middle age uncool people take what is yours. Because thats what it is Sex on Fire is your song and nobody else can like it.

Haha, I think it killed Max Rushden as well, he couldn't stop laughing. Anyone know if the Tom Waghorn on the skill thing is Martyns brother?

The other thing about it is how do we know they have the cash to buy the product when they finally get to the till. It's technically stealing.

That whole advert grinds my gears. In fact both of them do.

Robbie Keane is heading back to spurs today. He was only on loan til the end of Celtic's season.

Oh yeah, I do. I just offering him an ear when he needs it.

My best mates missus/ex-missus/missus/ex-missus/missus/ex-missus or whatever she is at the moment. If I were to list all the things she done to him, I'd probably overload the forum. But the latest, he found a dating site called Be Naughty (classy site) in the internet history, checked it out and she had a profile. He mulled over it for a couple of weeks before confronting her about it last night. Apparently it's his fault because he should have trusted her and not checked!!!

Jason Manford - Live at the Manchester Apollo. Fooking hilarious.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgo...est/8484978.stm

The whole Murray hating thing is just like the Hamilton hating thing. People spent years saying why can't we have a robot-like, win at any cost type driver like Schumacher, then we get one and people moan he's a robot-like win at any cost type driver. People just like to hate. Its the British way. I think people should just remember that whilst Murray may not be Federer or Nadal, he's our best tennis player and a country mile ahead of any other British player on the tour. We want a Grand Slam winner in this country, this is the only man who going to get near for a while.

Not really grinding my gears but Daggers sig is disturbing me a little.

This.

Not full, there just seems to have been a recent swarm.

Bobby Zamora Crazy Frog

Agree. Especially bus drivers. I live on a bus route and it's a bloody nightmare. You know they are taught to drive aggressively. Thats fine, but there is a difference between aggressive and dangerous.

What have Babestation and the hunt for Bin Laden got in common? Spend as much money as you like, you'll still never see the cvnt.