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He spoke a lot of sense. I thought he'd just stand at the back and try not to make any mistakes.

Wayne Bridge is apparently having it away with Frankie Sanford, that must be the first time in years he's made any effort on a Saturday.

The Kym Marsh - Mary Byrne one is spot on.

That's never going to happen.

Swansea is an early kick off so bound to ruin it for you.

Has that not been the case for the past umpteen years, recession or no recession. We've never been set for snow during boom or bust. It's not cost it laziness and ignorance.

I've got a mate who always says yes, but actually means no. It's like he doesn't want to say no and let you down so just says a default yes. He lets it get to the last minute with everyone thinking he's coming and then says he's got something on, like a wedding or family meal due to a birthday, which he would obviously have known about for a while. I'd prefer he just said no in the first place.

Yeah I really couldn't think of his name

The bloke on the red jacket back left from FYD off X factor Unbelievable Tekkers guy off Soccer AM

Apparently the organiser of the Commonwealth Games in Delhi is so depressed at what's happened, he's tried to hang himself. But the ceiling collapsed.

Fair enough. I'll let you off. Still disturbed by Foxy's Sex and the City knowledge though.

I'd be ashamed to know who Charlotte's husband in Sex and the City is, or what he looks like. Is a better lookalike than Hahnemann though.

Chelsea v Marseille Rubin Kazan v Barcelona Derby v Middlesbrough Watford v Swansea Leeds v Preston Peterborough v Notts County Brighton v Brentford Colchester v Dagenham & Redbridge Rotherham v Bradford Hereford v Stevenage QPR v Millwall Lincoln v Burton Albion £10 pays back about £12000.

The new UPS advert with that shitty Logistics song.

To be honest, it probably helps me just about break even on all the failed bets I've put on over the years!

Sod football betting, I won £1500 on the lottery last night

Don't watch if you don't like heights. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLpGHLOow1s&feature=related

You'll be a bit happier now then.

Bloke who lives over the road from me looks a bit like Bannatyne, but that might be because Duncan is his big brother.

I usually take this literally and remind them immediately after they ask me to remind them, Then when they forget and accuse me of not reminding them I tell them I did.

Top ten jokes from the Edinburgh Festival.

Had £10 accumulator on DJ, Blackstock, Boyd and Jutkiewicz to score first for their teams. Wins something stupid like £3600.

Thanks for the sympathy